Subject: Welcome! Have a javelin!
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Posted on: 2011-07-24 22:53:00 UTC
Just don't ask about the mysterious sparkly stuff crusted on the tip. Trust me, ignorance is bliss.
And you seem to be doing it right so far. :) Don't be nervous; it's a good crowd here, if a bit off-kilter at times.
Tentative greeting: Hullo y'all.
I somehow stumbled across the PPC wiki after reading the Fanfic MSTs on Topless Robot (well, re-stumbled since I had vaguely heard of you guys around TvTropes, but god knows I don't remember what happens there too clearly). Anyway, the culture immediately struck me as that great blend of wacky, encouraging, and full of caustic, cutting sarcasm that I so crave, so I decided I'd poke my head in. I'm currently in the middle of reading the original series (If only I could stop getting distracted).
...anyway, m i doin it rite?
Welcome to the board! Personally, the atmosphere is the main reason I wanted to join the PPC so badly. That, and to write missions... And the Sue Souffle... yum... -u-
Anyway, hope you have a good time here! Have some goat milk!
Here's a box of chocolates! Welcome!
Here, have a DRAMATIC LONGCOAT! It flutters dramatically when you need it to, even if there's no wind.
Oh Sa-WEET! I always wanted one of these.
Welcome to the PPC! Have a window covered in fern-shaped frost!
Yum, frost!
Thank you!
Have some Swiss chocolate and some Bleepka. They'll come in handy.
*resists urge to blend together*
Thank you, kind sir!
Welcome to the Board!
Have a slightly sentient homicidal frisbee. Don't worry, I think I've managed to train it to ignore non-Sues, although you might want to get a cage or something just in case.
can I use him for games of Ultimate? They've gotten rather boring lately.
If it ignores non-Sues, does that mean it's useless against Stu's?
Just don't ask about the mysterious sparkly stuff crusted on the tip. Trust me, ignorance is bliss.
And you seem to be doing it right so far. :) Don't be nervous; it's a good crowd here, if a bit off-kilter at times.
*sniff* Is this...I think I know what this is, I'm too nervous to ask.
Yay, I m doin it rite!
Hi, have some fudge!
Nom!
Thanks!
Hi there. Welcome to the PPC . Have a PLushie of your choice.
I choose a John Cleese plushie! *silly walks with John Cleese plushie*
THANK YOU GOOD SER!
Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay! So, out of curiosity, what fandoms are you into?
Nom! Choc-o-late! Thank you!
As for fandoms, I hop around, I've never been very prolific in any fandoms, though. I've pretty much been everywhere, huge fan of all things geek. I'm very familiar with DCverse and Marvelverse, and i'm currently bouncing around the MLP, A Song of Ice and Fire, and Katawa Shoujo forums. I'm also always on TvTropes, don't know if that counts.
. . . and have some Glistening Oil to go with the plover and suchlike.
Welcome aboard.
Where do all these birds come from?
Thank you for the virtual goodies, however!
Have some Mary Sue chocolate!
Just don't be too surprised if it explodes; I found it in a hallway somewhere and needed someone to test it figured it would be welcoming enough. :)
Don't worry, i've had more than my fair share of exploding pies. I'm completely impervious to them! Thanks for the delicious pie!
*nom nom nom nom*
Welcome to our little corner of madess. Here's a cigar and a can of live bait. Enjoy!
I'm glad to join you all in insanity. Aaah, is there anything better than a good cigar?
A can of live bait!
Have a Capillary Towel, some boots, and a washing machine. And this little flag which says "Run For Your Life!"
:)
A towel! The essential survival guide. The rest of the stuff will come in handy too! Thankee very much.
Hello! Have a seventeen foot long, multicolor, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.
Please them use them IRresponsibly!
Woo! Multicolour! Monotone is so blase. And jelly babies, just what i'll need!
I promise to use them only for mischi-I MEAN GOOD!
Have some Bleepka, you'll need it!
God knows I could've used it before.
The kirby badfics, they HAUNT ME!
*twitch twitch*
THANKEE, THOUGH!
Hello!
Have a Holy Hand Grenade! (Warning: This product is never to be used in the presence of lagomorphs of any kind)
Shall I count to three, or six? Also, it's just a cute widdle bunny, how much 'arm can it do?
See the title, new friend!
Have a Holy Hand Grenade! (Not to be used near rabbits or lagomorphs of any kind)
Welcome, new friend! Help yourself to the sack of venomous arthropods. Don't worry; they don't bite!
Gosh, that's reassuring. You didn't even give me the subphylum, family, or genera! I KNOW NOTHING!
I'm sure these'll come in handy, though, I have experiences with absurdly large arthropods (I'm from the land Down Under).
...with your IMAGINATION.
Yup, you are. I'm new too! Have a couple thousand crates of Bleepka, you'll need them!
Welcome! Have a couple thousand crates of Bleepka. You'll need them. :)
Have some bleepka and chocolate.