So DML and I started chatting about the origin of one of my Agents, and decided to write the fic she came out of.

Fair warning: this contains an over-caffeinated caricature of my ex-best-friend, a wildly-OOC Faramir, a Tenth Walker Warrior Princess Sue, the rejection of constructive criticism, Elrond calling the PPC on a 'sell-foh-ne', a creative writing teacher, a butthurt Legoluster, and, importantly, a 'mild' rape scene.

Thank DML for most of the External Fic, me for most of the Internal Fic, and the denizens of the IRC for the reviews and a few random bits of the story.

If you feel like actually PPC'ing the story... well, be my guest, but... god help you.