Well, after quite a bit of waiting and dithering and fretting, I have decided to bite the metaphorical bullet, go for broke and various other idioms. So, thoroughly betaed by July, MisterShoebox, Aster, Makari and several others (thank you all for the help), here are my Agent profiles and my writing sample:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1O89FkRcCfi-NhQxQ0O7W9oLDAjyfmpzB8JO-G6n2YU/edit?hl=enUS

And here is the abomination of a Haruhi Suzumiya fic I intend to tackle first:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6923274/1/TheDistressofHaruhiSuzumiya

And now I play the waiting game.

You know what, the waiting game sucks. I'ma play Peggle.