Subject: Hello, delicious friend.
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Posted on: 2011-07-15 17:27:00 UTC
Welcome to the PPC. Here, have a Hand of Vecna. You have to cut off your hand to use it properly, but other than that it makes a great memento and I guess you could use it as a small melee weapon to slap Mary Sues across the face if you're so inclined.