Subject: Welcome! Have a javelin!
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Posted on: 2011-07-12 06:01:00 UTC
As for the rules, it looks like someone's already pointed you in the right direction, but I should tell you not to stress too much. If you're civil, you'll find we don't bite (much); this place is generally informal.
And sanity is supposed to be checked at the door, so it looks like you're in good shape. :D
Hi! I'm a newbie! I have my towel, my matches, and my box set of LotR, though I seem to have forgotten my sanity. I'm slightly confused as to how this works, I was expecting more of a forum set up. Does anyone wanna be nice and explain?
Welcome to the PPC fellow newbie! Have some Turkish delight, as you've probably already received tons of chocolate.
Have some chocolate, and a crate of Bleepka.
I made the mistake of looking up Legendary Badfic on the PPC wiki. My Immortal is just funny. As for some of the others it was a case of DID NOT WANT!
I found other ways to bleach my brain, but I think the Bleepka shall be most useful.
Welcome to the madness Board!
I wouldn't worry about your sanity, we're all mad here!
Here, have a singing fish. Just don't ask it to sing the 'My Little Pony' theme song, because you'll never get it to stop.
Have a guitar! But I don't seem to find the strings, so you'll have to buy them yourself.
that's okay. I can't play guitar anyway. I'll use it to hit people with instead.
Hello there, you.
Have a sparkly baton.
Good for both putting on shows and beating people in the hard.
Welcome! Here's a pack of cinnamon gum.
That's the best gift I have gotten so far! I needed that! * immediately takes two pieces* I love cinnamon gum... *looks sheepish*
Just don't eat it all at once like I do... I suffer from a pack-a-day gum habit.
My mom complains about finding gum-wrappers everywhere. I'm a pack-a-day too. This is why my parents don't give me my own gum packs any more. Little do they know that I know where my dad keeps them all. *grins evilly*
Welcome, new friend! Have some peanut butter lembas! (And yes, we are happy.)
Hello! Have a biscuit! and a Spas-12!
BTW, what fandoms are you looking at guarding?
Probably Lord of the Rings (you would think being so long since the movies came out the amount of Sues would die down, but noooo, of course not. The world hates us canon lovers), harry potter, Mortal instruments, and the Earthsea cycle.
As long as you have a towel, it's okay.
Also, have some awesome-laced cookies.
Welcome to the Board! Have some chocolate, won't you?
Hi, have some fudge!
Welcome! Have some menudo and a goat.
As for the rules, it looks like someone's already pointed you in the right direction, but I should tell you not to stress too much. If you're civil, you'll find we don't bite (much); this place is generally informal.
And sanity is supposed to be checked at the door, so it looks like you're in good shape. :D
It's always awesome to have new guys here! Read the rules, and welcome to the Board.
Here, have some Dutilleux for the road:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4islKTD7Ir0
Ooh! Thank you! I like piano music and have a small obsession with Mozarts requiem that my friends find rather odd. I'm not sure why...