You write about Geth armatures? Huh. Anyway, welcome to the Board, here's a pile of butterscotch hard candies.

Have a pair of shoes from the 20's! (they are male shoes, and if you need another size just tell me)

Have a bowl of Generic Fruit and some Bleeprin.

Hello and welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!

Welcome to the madhouse Board!

Here, have a towel. You don't want to go anywhere without your towel. :P

Have a disco ball and some spicy noodles.

Have some Mary Sue candy!

Welcome to the PPC hope you survive the experience. Have a leather bound copy of Jay and Acacia's mission logs and a box of plastic sporks.
Out of interest, is it just Deadlock you're a fan of, or comics in general?

Always good to see new faces. ^_^ Have a not-too-badly-dented shield. It might come in handy later.

It's great to have a new guy here! =D

Here, have some Anton Webern for the road:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOnFKLvonQw

Hi! Have some fudge!

Welcome, new friend! Help yourself to the bag of venomous arthropods! Don't worry, they don't bite!

Good to have you! I'm new here too. :D

And for your welcoming gift, have a sentient and possibly homicidal A.I.! They're great at parties.

*is busy tacking up a recruiting poster for the ISD Plot Device*

Always happy to see a new face.

By the way, what are your opinions of the Lovecraft Lite (or Lovecraft lolz) comics, "Unspeakable Vault of Doom" and "Ow, my Sanity"? Not nearly as horrifying as the real deal, but it's about all I can take.