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Badfics! by Kitty's Muse on 2011-07-03 07:55:00 UTC Reply

Guess what? You all get more badfics to look at. Isn't that just wonderful? (Several of these involve Twilight and Maximum Ride. For those who don't like those series I apologize ahead of time.)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4643751/1/Holdingontohope Holding on to hope by Tessa Marlene
A take on the last US elections and Barack Obama's victory from a Hetalia point of view. America is hurt and abused and is hoping that the new president will bring peace and prosperity to a wounded country. Obama/US as requested.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 11-8-08 - America - Complete
My comments:... Oh god. It involves politics in the worst way possible. Be prepared to get angry or at the least very annoyed, whatever your opinions of certain presidents or politics may be.

<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5707222/1/DiaryOfAMindreader">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5707222/1/DiaryOfAMindreader Diary Of A Mindreader by T713 the new Mrs.JasperW.Hale
A one shot of what I think would happen if Prussia as a mind reader I suck at summarys but I am good at writing storys please read and review it would make my day VERRY VERRY OOC DO NOT READ IF YOU DONT LIKE STUFF LIKE THIS
Crossover - Twilight & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 1-31-10 - Esme & Prussia - Complete
My comments: W. T. F. Neither of the continua are really present in this, and 'Prussia' and 'Japan' ('Sea-land' too) are obvious character replacements. Not like the characters were ever really present in the first place.

<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6028274/1/TwilightAPHStyle">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6028274/1/TwilightAPHStyle Twilight: APH Style by Phoenix-Fire Power
Bella is replaced with me. The daughter of Ivan Braginsky and Alfred Jones. Let's see what those sparkling vampires will do now. Rated T for violence.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,975 - Reviews: 137 - Updated: 1-25-11 - Published: 6-5-10
My comments: Overpowered, uncanonical child of America and Russia (both males and supposedly human in this story) who makes the Cullens look pathetically weak. Also may be a representation of the author herself. It's ridiculous how over-powered this 'Sue is. (There's quite a ridiculous amount of bashing on the Twilight canons as well.)

<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5540438/1/TheBookExperiment">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5540438/1/TheBook_Experiment The Book Experiment by roseandlissa
The Flock are sent to the School and are a part of another experiment. The Book Experiment. Each flock member is sent to another book to live! Will they all reunite by fighting their way out of the books? A cross also with other books. Plz R&R!
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 3-14-11 - Published: 11-27-09 - Max
My comments: MR crossed with LoTR, Twilight, and Pandora (so far). Some of the descriptions are horrible, OOC characters all around, and just plain weird.

The first . . . by Flyndragon on 2011-07-04 20:39:00 UTC Reply

oh my god, that fist fic saddens me as both an american and an america fan.
I think I'm claiming that last one. by Gamma on 2011-07-04 03:56:00 UTC Reply

After all, I do need a first mission. I had a possible one planned out, but that'd be better.
That first fic... by Will-o-wisp on 2011-07-03 23:06:00 UTC Reply

... was very painful to read through. That's all I'm going to say. o.e
Yeesh... by OpinionedAngel on 2011-07-03 19:11:00 UTC Reply

I'll have to look into the Hetalia ones, especially the Twilight crossovers (though to do so I'd actually have to //read// the Twilight books...)

Though is any form of Twilight bashing considered a //BAD// thing? Just asking.

Re: Yeesh... by Kitty's Muse on 2011-07-03 19:40:00 UTC Reply

Meh, it's not too bad to bash Twilight, but when said basher is the child of two (specified to be) human male Hetalia characters and somehow still has greater strength and the like than the sparkle vampires it's not that good. It was also twisting the Twilight canons OOC, as far as I could tell. That was my main problem with it, I guess. (Since it's meant to be a parody, perhaps it would be something the DBP would handle.) In other words, sometimes bashing, when minor, can be humorous, but you put in too much along with other badfic elements and it's just bad period.

And for the other Twilight x APH crossover, you really don't need much knowledge of the Twilight continuum. The only thing I saw in there that was Twilight related was someone with the name of Esme (who is certainly not the Esme from Twilight).

Ah, thanks for clearing that up. (nm) by OpinionedAngel on 2011-07-03 21:17:00 UTC Reply

...? by Sylibane on 2011-07-03 17:25:00 UTC Reply

...What tha...what...
*Runs off to find Bleeprin*
What the... by Fish Custard on 2011-07-03 11:06:00 UTC Reply

I'm not all that familiar with the Hetalia canon (something which I keep meaning to remedy! :P), but those fics were just awful regardless. Yuk.
Oh no. by Nechinia on 2011-07-03 10:35:00 UTC Reply

I think the Maximum Ride fandom has gotten worse ever since they introduced the manga. My poor Max, I am so sorry.

Also, I need APH goodfic to replace the awful ones now lurking in my head.

Here ya go! by Kitty's Muse on 2011-07-03 19:27:00 UTC Reply

The MR fandom was pretty bad to begin with. Some of that stuff did sound like manga-like descriptions though (coughFangcough) which makes me pretty sad.

And I shall give you some APH goodfic then!

The fanfic recommendations page on TVTropes- http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanficRecs/AxisPowersHetalia

Folie a Plusiers (Little lack of research for mental facilities, but other than that it's wonderful!)- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5455823/1/

Waiting For Your Call (USUK AU fluffiness/happy-inducing story)- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6663771/1/

Billion Dollar Ladies (Also involves ~~bias~~ USUK AU, but different time frame and general story line)- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6391468/1/

I'm Going to Get You to Smile (Mostly genderbents, AU, and IceLiech. 'Tis kind of cute.)- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6764286/1/

And just for the heck of it:
Death to Mary Sue (No death yet and not actually quite a Mary Sue, but kind of amusing)- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6791542/1/DeathToMary_Sue

Thank you!If anyone needs me, I'll be off reading. (nm) by Nechinia on 2011-07-04 01:34:00 UTC Reply

They sound awful. by Sergio Turbo on 2011-07-03 08:34:00 UTC Reply

The third one has my simpaties for the general idea, though. I don't think I am the only one here who would be happy if the "Canon Sues cannot be killed" ban was lifted.

This doesn't mean that I justify a badfic by any means. If you have to kill Twilight, you have to do it well.