Hello to you too (he sayeth again!) From one newb to another, have a hug, and a bunny. Named Seth. That turns things into sticks of dynamite with his magical paper plate.

Hello! Have a black hole producer!

Welcome to the PPC, Astral! I'm new here too. :D

Have a glitter filled lava lamp! Made from the blood of sporked 'Sues!

Well met, rookie! Please enjoy these Venetian blinds as a welcoming present. They're perfect for creating that noir feeling in any office or dimly lit room!

Welcome to the Board! Have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!

Thanks so much, everyone. *hugs back*

Cassie- generally, I like well-written canons with interesting plot lines I can follow and characters who I can like.

Have some House Roac hot chocolate:

Welcome and regards,
Lleu

Welcome to the Board! Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't need it here.

Have some Bleepka. You'll need it soon enough. And also have some Swiss chocolate and some French bread.

Welcome, new friend! Help yourself to the sack of venomous arthropods! Don't worry; they don't bite!

*Hugs Astral.* Hi! Hello! Aloha! And other greetings of various levels of sanity!

Welcome! Here, have a hug and a box of gerbils. Don't feed them after midnight. :D

It's always nice to have a new guy here.

Here, have some Luciano Berio for the road:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJXHDct6FWI

Here you have a hu...! Well, you were already given a hug, so, errr... Have another! *hugs Astral* and a brick made from volcanic ash.

Welcome to the madhouse Board!

Have a towel and a spork, the most basic things that every Agent should have!

Have a hug, and a daisy, and some felt, and another hug!

Have an awesome-laced cookie and a sarcastic hug.

Hi! Have some fudge and a hug!

Fair winds!

Now you can throw BBQ parties!

Have some Mary Sue candy! I like your username!

Welcome to the PPC, we like fresh meat newbies. Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object, they're useful for distracting Sues (and yourself). :D

Oh, and a Hug, because you like them. ^^ Which canons are your favourites?

Welcome! Here's a pair of fireproof gloves. Oh, and a hug.

Thanks, everyone! *hugs back*

Have a pair of socks, useful when you need a pair to wear or an improvised weapon! And here's another hug!

Have a hug! You must really like them, considering you went to the trouble of explicitly mentioning them.

Hello. *Hugs Astral Void* Here's some bleepka/orange juice cocktail, aptly called "Sonic Screwdriver."