Because everyone else is doing it, it seems. :D

So, here's profiles for Mittens and the Radioactive Moss Creature: https://docs.google.com/document/d/18YAnT7scCDKOT4heYv6RUocAMscnFxpGlq8e97v8Pc/edit?hl=enUS&authkey=CPPs-d8E

I write plenty, but not a lot in English, so I'm cutting corners here. The writing sample is the beginning of the mission, where they are hanging out in their RC. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-PlfsLbMWlOpyMSUKUbYEPNV85ed6sf0fHJDrDkaAc/edit?hl=enUS&authkey=CIqT-NUI

And the fic I am planning to spork is this one: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6450489/1/BetterThanRevenge Because it needs to die. Like, really, die.