Yes, I'm finally getting around to this.

PROFILES:
Name: Zentos Wefkas
Age: Nine solar sweeps.
Species: Alternian troll.
Home Continuum: Homestuck (fantroll)
Department: DOF
Partner: Kells
Weapon(s): Hairdyerkind. Yes, hairdryers.
Zentos ended up in the PPC after smashing his fourth wall (a physical object) in order to avoid certain death. He speaks with a stutter due to a typing quirk. He has the homestuckverse ability to “captchalogue” things, and uses the “pocket” modus, so he can access his inventory from his pockets (or someone else’s.) He’s constantly trying to prove himself better than others due to self-consciousness about his blood color, orange. His SGRUB title is “Bringer of Life” and he figures that probably means he’ll make a ton of grubs someday. He’s nine solar sweeps old. He’s a jerk, but can be relied on to help in a crisis.

Name: Kells
Age: Unknown.
Species: Incubus
Home Continuum: A slashfic, in which he served to make all the characters want to jump each other’s bones. (This slashfic does exist, and to be more precise it is in Black Butler verse. I lost the link to it – and really don’t want to go looking for it.)(The things I go through looking for badfic… ugh, pass the bleeprin.)
Department: DOF
Partner: Zentos
Weapon(s): Prefers medium blades such as longswords or lightsabers.
Kells was captured in a slashfic- but once released from his author’s influence, he developed his own personality. He is on a mild dose of logicillin and was rehabilitated to work for the PPC. His current body was grown in the medical department. Due to constantly being on logicillin, he is cynical and doesn’t like taking risks. He is uncomfortable in bad slash/ bad het fics, but can complete those missions despite his misgivings.

Writing Sample:http://khromatic.livejournal.com/693.html
Aaand a badfic to spork: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6144461/1/SnowintheMovingCastle (It's a classic blatant suefic.)