Subject: "we've got to....
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Posted on: 2011-06-26 06:29:00 UTC
get out of here"
"Yes sir, prepare the ship for lightspeed"
"no, light speed to slow, the stories will catch us"
"lightspeed too slow?"
"yes, we have to go straight for.... ludacris speed"
"well, that settles it, we're getting desperate"
Oh ewwwwwwwwww!
Ah Quizilla, the only place on the internet smellier and more depressing than The Pit.
As with the Pit, I've read a few okay things there, but by golly was that second fic terrible. How does one manage to misspell such simple words? Argharghargh.
Just reading these would be enough to make someone go crazy (starts singing the Mad Scene from "Lucia di Lammermoor).
That last one makes me wish I was more at home in the Discworld so I could take it on. I love Granny Weatherwax and Death, and no Sue should put her glittery hands on them.
get out of here"
"Yes sir, prepare the ship for lightspeed"
"no, light speed to slow, the stories will catch us"
"lightspeed too slow?"
"yes, we have to go straight for.... ludacris speed"
"well, that settles it, we're getting desperate"
It's been ages since I last saw it. Makes me want to dig up the VCR.