Subject: Now hold on a minute, I LIKE Mortal Instruments.
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Posted on: 2011-06-25 03:40:00 UTC
Frankly, I find it to be much more enjoyable (better written, more likable characters, much more interesting sparkly immortal) than Twilight. But I digress.
Huwhat.
Did this person... make Isabella Swan... the same person as Isabelle Lightwood?
...Fanbrat. Must. PAY.
*FANRAGE*
This is one reason why not:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5813408/1/OHMYANGEL
Now, I know both of the actual series are looked down on around here (rightly so), but this fic just takes things to the level of 'oh dear god no'. SPaG abuse, POV shifts, a make-it-up-as-you-go-along plot, this ticks all the boxes.
...unless anyone wants to claim them here first?
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3295299/1/Crimson_Blood
Thought I'd use this thread rather than clutter up the Board with a new one.
On the subject of the above fic, OH GLOD MY BRAIN HAS BEEN BLENDED. *ahem* Sorry about that, but it really is that bad.
Frodo and Harry Potter (who are suddenly both at Hogwarts) inexplicably decide to take acid and 'excstacy' and then commit suicide with razor blades. Oh, and then their boyfriends also kill themselves 'off screen'. Makes perfect sense.
If not, I've lost all hope in humanity or something like that.
Blah. Me and my anti-dramatic-ism.
*runs away screaming*
Frankly, I find it to be much more enjoyable (better written, more likable characters, much more interesting sparkly immortal) than Twilight. But I digress.
Huwhat.
Did this person... make Isabella Swan... the same person as Isabelle Lightwood?
...Fanbrat. Must. PAY.
*FANRAGE*
It's yours to spork if you want it, I think my agents would be too tempted to do in the canon characters too :P
Now that we are talking about it, do you know that Bella means "Beautiful" in Italian? Yeah, she's basically called Beautiful Swan. She's a Sue even in the name! No doubt that if I want to get rid of one of my agents, I'll take the "rogue after having killed Edward and Bella" plot.
I did know that, but hadn't linked it up in my mind.
'Beautiful Swan'? Could it be any more blatant? (rhetorical question, I know that things can always get worse!)
I wish I could kill her on sight.
One friend of mine, a really reasonable person who usually can't stand stupidity, loves that book. Meyer is doing something with her mind, I'm sure.
to make it worse!
Bella= also 'beautiful'in Spanish.
Also in Spanish= Linda Swan= Beautiful Swan.
There's always something worse.
Now I know how it feels to be the clapper in a humongous bell.
Seriously. It HURT to read this. I'm just glad it's so short.