For the love of---

We may have to call in DMS, DBS, and DIC for this. by Lily Winterwood on 2011-06-20 07:07:00 UTC Reply

It Was Just Another Day For Draco Malfoy sports an OOC Draco Malfoy, some displaced Hetalia Nations, some Mary Sues (one is named Eris I believe), Bad Slash, a Bloody Merry (WHAT DID MERRY EVER DO TO YOU), and... it was also the result of some sort of roleplay online, so the Department of Bad Roleplay might factor into this somehow.

Anyone willing to take this? It'll require some Disentanglers, some Assassins, some Exorcists... and they'll all need to tell the OCs from the Hetalia and HP characters. The International Academy of Hetalia Fanfiction will award the brave soul(s) who take this mission an appointment to the Order of the Mochi.

Bloody Merry? by Aster Corbett on 2011-06-26 04:45:00 UTC Reply

... Can a Bloody Meriadoc/Bloody Merry be a new bleepdrink...? :O

Bleepka with tomato juice? :'D (nm) by Lily Winterwood on 2011-06-26 04:46:00 UTC Reply

Re: We may have to call in DMS, DBS, and DIC for this. by Maudlin Hart on 2011-06-23 01:44:00 UTC Reply

Don't we have a Department of Bad Parody? Because this really... really seems like more of their thing.
Okay. by The 9th Blue Mage on 2011-06-23 01:12:00 UTC Reply

What did I just read? Why is everyone so OOC? Why does the sequence of events make no sense whatsoever?
Oh My- by Kitty's Muse on 2011-06-21 05:40:00 UTC Reply

Once I get permission (aka when I finish my writing piece and post my new permission request) I can help out. Two of the four agents I'm planning will be Disentanglers, and one went to IAHF. (Yep, I'm talking about Kitty.) The other is an HP bit character. I want to kill this thing (or see it killed) so baaaad. (I haven't even finished it yet and the APH characters are horribly OOC. Ugh. Same obviously goes for the HP canons.)
Alas! by Neshomeh on 2011-06-21 01:15:00 UTC Reply

Nume and Ilraen have a good reason to know about APH since the invasion of IAHF, but it does no good if their author is lagging behind. D =} I'll really have to watch it at some point. Not that you need to know the 'verse to know that EVERYTHING IS WRONG. But it helps. And this is definitely a case of trans-dimensional snatching if I've ever seen one.

~Neshomeh
If Shinra were still in the DMS... by Keily on 2011-06-21 00:49:00 UTC Reply

...she would kill this. Kill this good. And maybe help disentangle stuff. D=

Also, my lone Hetalia OC is weeping due to badfic. She will never be the same again.
What was THAT? by HerrWozzeck on 2011-06-21 00:40:00 UTC Reply

I... There are no words...

What the hell did I just read?

I'd take this, but I've got an impressive backlog of stuff as it is, and I don't actually know anything about Hetalia, so that would make things even worse. I'll pass on this... :(
Re: We may have to call in DMS, DBS, and DIC for this. by DML on 2011-06-20 21:58:00 UTC Reply

I'll have to check this out later, but if it's bad roleplay I'd definitely want to throw in a few punchlines or help out in any way I can.
Re: We may have to call in DMS, DBS, and DIC for this. by The Purple Cabbage on 2011-06-20 21:10:00 UTC Reply

I don't know anything about Hetalia, and that was painful. I'd like a piece of it, too, once I get Permission (my prospective agents are in Floaters).
If it's going to be a collective tackle... by Sonne on 2011-06-20 21:07:00 UTC Reply

I'm in, 'cause no one can do this alone.

Same here. by Firebird766 on 2011-06-20 23:19:00 UTC Reply

If it's going to be a collective mission, I'm volunteering Chalk and Jenka.

Re: Same here. by Meta on 2011-06-21 06:33:00 UTC Reply

I'd be willing to pitch in too. Agents Biggins and Arthur would be willing to help.

Oh My Goodness! by dramaticsoprano on 2011-06-20 21:03:00 UTC Reply

If I recall correctly, Eris was the Greco-Roman spirit chaos who accompanied Mars/Aries whenever he went out into battle. She had a golden apple of discord. If she threw it between friends, the friendship ended there and then. If she threw it between enemies, war broke out.

I don't know why in the world someone would choose that name for a goofy teen-age girl.
Well... by OpinionedAngel on 2011-06-20 12:49:00 UTC Reply

I'd like a piece of that... just as soon as I get Permission... (Goes back to work)
For the love of--- by Pretzel on 2011-06-20 07:38:00 UTC Reply

Wow. Just... wow. That was-- Um. Hm. I have no words.