Subject: The Dark Lord...
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Posted on: 2011-06-19 10:17:00 UTC
... of Lego controls many minions, horrible beasts, brought fourth by the wrong doings of the authors. Nothing can stand against his armies, as they march forward on the kids of the world and... wait... why are they so small?
Alright, so I was in the mall with my family, and we walk into a LEGO store. Near the middle was a place where there were different LEGO-man parts, and you could put together one of them. But the sign above it. . .
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One kid was about hold a tantrum because his mother wouldn't let him keep the one he built. I was tempted to tell him he could make another just be spelling badly, but I restrained myself.
Raise your hand if you think that a LEGO mini-Balrog would be one of the cutest things ever!
I remember seeing it on the chalkboard and thinking, just for a few blissful moments, that we were learning about the PPC. Sadly, it stood for Computer Aided Design, but never mind that.
Lego...You've disappointed me. I thought you'd encourage correct spelling.
And the secret was Legos all along. I knew all those hours weren't wasted like Mom said!
... of Lego controls many minions, horrible beasts, brought fourth by the wrong doings of the authors. Nothing can stand against his armies, as they march forward on the kids of the world and... wait... why are they so small?
*Brushing off some minis climbing onto her.*
Well, there are so many, they could-
*Starts choking on minis crawling into her mouth, them trying to kill her from the inside.*
so that's what their size is for...
