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Posted on: 2011-06-16 13:38:00 UTC
Sora the Convicted Sheep Eater -- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2954776/1/bSorabthebconvictedbbsheepbbeaterb
Where's Your Dick -- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6456502/1/bWherebsbYourbbDick_b
I'm having trouble getting a link to the third one, there's too many hits for "Stuck". Do you have the author's name?
Hi.
I found some REALLY nauseating badfic (mostly Kingdom Hearts) and I was wondering- what do I do with it? Does it need to be checked by another member or does it go straight to the Unclaimed Badfic page? What do I do with this canon-killing stuff?! (I am not an Agent, so I can't clean it up myself, but I thought that finding some badfic would be a great way to start helping out around here).
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/853619/1/IZhayaStrangertoBarovia
A Ravenloft fic, Strahd von Zarovich x OC.
In the original "Ravenloft" module (which I've GMd at least twice), and in the subsequent Ravenloft game setting, it is completely impossible for Zhaya to have a stronger link to the land of Barovia than Strahd. Thing is, the author says up front she's working off the tie-in novels TSR published. I don't know if the nature of being a Darklord was changed in the novels, and it's been long enough that I'm not getting my hands on them without dumb luck or too much money.
There's also the practical consideration that sending Agents into the Ravenloft demiplane could be effective suicide. The Dark Powers that rule Ravenloft are greedy, and they don't let their "toys" leave. In the game supplements, it's pretty much established that once PCs enter Ravenloft, they're stuck there. The agents could portal in easily enough, but they may not be able to portal out.
Yay! I found a Sue! I found a Mary Sue!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1420641/1/Heaven
As soon as I read the description, I thought "Draw a circle, that's a Sue..." (from someone's fanmade PPC song). Don't know how the Department of Mary Sues will handle this one, but it's sure to be funny.
By the way, this is a Digimon fic, and the Sue is a uncanoncial child of two canon characters, Taichi-kun and Sora (Yea, I have a soft spot for Tai, and sometimes it just comes out at random times). Also, I found two bit characters, which are her siblings.
One thing you could do is post it for our viewing pleasure. We tend to be a little bit masochistic like that sometimes... From here, it's easier for us to claim unclaimed stuff, so... Yeah.
Thanks!
These fics are all from the Pit of Voles.
Sora the Convicted Sheep Eater (Kingdom Hearts)
Is this a troll?...This thing pays no attention to grammar and is not safe for the average brain.
Where's Your Dick (Kingdom Hearts)
Fem!Sora, Sora/Riku slash. Not Safe for Work, Not Safe for Brain in any form whatsoever! Look out, Naga Eyes, I think you have a rival!
Stuck (Final Fantasy X)
This one just ignores every aspect of canon it can. If your CAD starts dividing by penguin and then explodes, don't worry, it's normal.
I found more, but these were my top three picks.
"If your CAD starts dividing by penguin and then explodes" If that sentence alone is anything to go by, it's to bad that you don't have agents.
Sora the Convicted Sheep Eater -- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2954776/1/bSorabthebconvictedbbsheepbbeaterb
Where's Your Dick -- http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6456502/1/bWherebsbYourbbDick_b
I'm having trouble getting a link to the third one, there's too many hits for "Stuck". Do you have the author's name?
NoelleFord1 is the author. Hoo boy, I only read the first chapter and Yuna's already out of character by at least 25%. She just so happens to be my second favorite behind the other star of the fic, Tidus. If he causes someone's CAD to have a nuclear meltdown, please do me a favor and show no mercy to the author wraith!
"Where's Your Dick."
I think Agent Laburnum said it best: "As soon as you see a title like THAT, you just know it’s going to hurt."