In honor of the International Academy of Hetalia Fanfiction.....I give you this parody song! That I messed up...even though I re-sang it like...a million times....

So enjoy my horribly squeaky voice!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw-y2SqOMsE

Also, my birthday was yesterday! I am now 25! =D

Hey, hey, partner, give me some Bleeprin!
Hey, hey, partner, hey, hey, partner
The Sue Soufflee I ate the other day
I can't get the sparkly taste out of my mouth!

A raped canon? There's a Sue
Out of character? There's a Sue
Tired of badfics? We'll help you
We are the PPC!

Draw a circle, that's a Sue
Please look closely, that's a Sue!
That might be a Mary-Sue
Please call the PPC!

Fighting all the badfics
We do our duty with the utmost pride
The consoles blare, we'll get our butts there!
Oh, P-P-C!

Spoken: Aaaah! What I wouldn't do for some Bleepka right about now.

A raped canon? There's a Sue
Out of character? There's a Sue
Tired of badfics? We'll help you
We are the PPC!

Bad crossovers, made with glue
Awful yaoi with Timbuktu
Vampire OC that's a Sue
Please call the PPC!

Drinking all the bleepka
Our troubles seem to only grow each day
(Not another slash fic)
The consoles blare, it's a battlefield out there!
Oh, P-P-C!

Hey, hey partner - where is Arwen?
Hell, if I know - maybe stuck in a plothole?
Oi, oi, that's a no go. It's the wrong era.
Hey, hey, partner (please write the charge list)
Hey, hey partner I need the bleeprin!

Hey, hey, partner, hey, hey, partner
The Sue Soufflee I ate the other day
I can't get the sparkly taste out of my mouth!

The P-P-C! Oh, P-P-C!
We are the P-P-C!

A raped canon? There's a Sue
Out of character? There's a Sue
Tired of badfics? We'll help you
We are the PPC!

Fighting all the badfics
We do our duty with the utmost pride
The consoles blare, we'll get our butts there!
Oh, P-P-C!

Standing altogether
We'll all face the threat of the Mary-Sues
The consoles blare, to the battlefield out there!
Oh, P-P-C!