First mission!

First mission! by HerrWozzeck on 2011-06-10 21:28:00 UTC

Here was my exact reaction when SMG showed up: by Metz77 on 2011-06-12 07:05:00 UTC Reply

Me: ALL OF A SUDDEN
Me: DURING THE CLIMACTIC BATTLE
Me: GUESS WHO SHOWS UP
Me: ROSAF***INGLINA IN THE COMET F***ING OBSERVATORY WITH A HUGE F***ING FLEET OF HUNDREDS OF F***ING SHIPS

Yeah I kind of went off the deep end a bit. Nicely sporked, though!
Re: First mission! by HerrWozzeck on 2011-06-11 13:39:00 UTC Reply

Yeah, SMG showing up was when it officially jumped the shark. I mean, it was bad before then, but I was floored when it showed up.

Thanks! =D

Wha...? by Fish Custard on 2011-06-11 12:09:00 UTC Reply

I think you summed that 'plot' up best when you said 'gives a new meaning to the word `stupid`'. A multiple-universe train wreck conceived only to get four sci-fi continuities to collide in one big mass of failure.

Fantastic mission, one of the most enjoyable I've read recently!

Yep. by HerrWozzeck on 2011-06-11 13:34:00 UTC Reply

And he has 11 other stories that are exactly the same way. Well... twelve as of yesterday, actually. They all more or less fall into the same pitfalls, but again, perhaps the most egregious one is his rewrite of the original Star Wars trilogy. I might spork that one some day, but I'm pretty sure it's got way too much stupid for Florestan and Eusabius to be able to handle alone.

Thanks! I'm glad you liked it! =D

Re: Yep. by Meta on 2011-06-11 18:24:00 UTC Reply

Well, if it's that horribly bad, why not round up a posse and destroy it in epic fashion.

Re: Yep. by HerrWozzeck on 2011-06-11 20:21:00 UTC Reply

I've tossed around the thought of doing it as a collab mission, actually. It's his longest story so far, and it's every bit the train wreck the other stories are.

But I want to get in a few missions between this one and that one, so I won't act on it for a while, I'm afraid. That said, when I do feel like sporking it, I will get together a posse to take it down.

New Recruits by Meta on 2011-06-11 00:08:00 UTC Reply

Entertaining first mission, looking forward to more.

I'll take the two rookies if no one else wants them. I can certainly give them a home while they get trained up at the very least.