Have a gallium spoon and a bunch of thumbtacks.

Welcome, new friend! Have an unwritten novel!

Please enjoy this gun-shaped lighter.

Well met, sort-of-rookie! Please enjoy this Really Cool Thing as a welcoming present.

Oh, and thanks for the comments on my missions.

Have some Mary Sue chocolate.

Welcome to the party. Have a leather bound copy of the adventures of Jay and Acacia.

Have a tiny black hole and a marshmallow!

Hi, have some fudge!

Have a pair of socks, useful for when you need a new pair to wear or when you need an improvisational weapon.

It's always nice to get new peeps here, so welcome! =D

Here, have some Shostakovich for the road:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPlBykom2CQ

Hello and Welcome to the PPC Posting Board! Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your time here!

So, what Fandoms are you into?

Here, have these freshly baked brownies, a plushie Companion Cube, and a Bag of Near-Infinite Holding. You'll need it for all the gifts you'll be getting in the near future.

Don't feed it Sues.

Fair winds!

Now you can throw BBQ parties!

You will be properly drowned in greetings tomorrow, once the majority of boarders are awake.
Until then, you have this single message of sincere greetings from me.
And I am awesome, so feel free to revel in that.