Subject: I wrote "handy" two times.
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Posted on: 2011-05-30 10:03:00 UTC
The Repetitive Department of Repetition is going to whack my head.
Subject: I wrote "handy" two times.
Author:
Posted on: 2011-05-30 10:03:00 UTC
The Repetitive Department of Repetition is going to whack my head.
As the recent chapter has shown, the International Academy of Hetalia Fanfiction is under attack. The League of Mary Sue Factories planned the invasion in three steps: bad crossovers, bad slash, and bad original characters.
That means IAHF needs Agents from the Department of Implausible Crossovers, the Department of Bad Slash, and the Department of Mary Sues. If your Agents would like to help, please give me their name and a brief description/link to Wiki page.
Thank you!
If you still need agents you could use Cali and Agent!Miah. They are in DMS Floaters.
Kelok and Unger are in the All-Purpose Division, but they have seen a large amount of really bad Bad Slash, so if you end up short on DBS agents, you could use them.
My agents haven't appeared yet because I'm still working on my first mission, but if you need them you can use them.
Agent Joan Ford is a Noldorin elf. She has waist-long black hair which she wears in a braid, covering her ears, and she also has a silly amount of glitter in blood that allows her to have some completely useless Speshul Skillz, like being cheerful most of the time. Her bersek bottom is family, and she talks about her family all the time. She was also raised in World One.
Agent Bob Nothing is a biped Komodo dragon with a funny accent. When he speakks he ttendts tto be almostt inkomprehensible. He's a newbie and thinks that tempting the Laws just to see how they work is funny. He also has an issue with completely naked people. A towel is fine, though.
http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Sergio_Turbo and http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Corolla
They're Floaters, so they know to counter all the three "steps".
Also, should the need arise, they're currently (actually, they're going, since their last mission isn't up yet) the only two PPC Agents with the clearance to pilot fighter jets. Should LMSF employ dragons or other flying things during step one, they are quite handy handy.
So they could be backup in case the dragons come back.
The Repetitive Department of Repetition is going to whack my head.
Although the students are still too young, agent Biggins is available to pitch in too.
For Bad Slash, here are Chalk and Jenka. Neither of them are familiar with Hetalia but still willing to help.
For the others, I have a couple of Agents I haven't posted anything about yet. Is that okay?
DMS: Frag and Norion. Agent Frag is a Krogan, recruited from a Mass Effect Suefic. He is easily eight feet tall, and has a large scar running across his face. Otherwise, he looks like the generic Krogan Battlemaster enemy sprite due to lack of description in his home fic. He is loud and eager for a good fight, but very dutiful. He uses a Hurricane V shotgun and biotics when fighting. Alone, his preferred technique is to biotic throw the enemy into a wall and finish them with the shotgun. When working with Norion, he only uses biotics during the cooldown period of each of their weapons and especially whenever his partner's pistol overheats.
Norion is a Alternian troll also recruited from a badfic. Because of the little description she was given, she has very generic, slightly curved horns and Generic Grey blood. The latter bugs her to no end. She is small because of her age (6 solar sweeps or 13 years old). Norion is also loud and eager for a good fight, and very reckless. She is worried that she is less of a troll and more of a human with horns and grey skin. She uses a Striker V pistol, but prefers hand-to-hand combat. She especially likes headbutting people. When using the pistol, she frequently overheats it.
Norion and Frag fight all the time, but during the invasion this will be limited to verbal bickering. None of them know the Hetalia canon. Expect arguments over which of them a kill belongs to.
I have a crazy number of Agents, but my only official DICer is William Marshall.
However, you're welcome to use any of my Action Agents - a full list can be found on my wiki page.
Good luck!
I gotta get around to getting permission for my agents...
I'm not sure if I can get around to getting Permission in time, but can I jut put up their info anyway?
*slaps on helmet* Reporting for duty!
Would a Department of Improbable AU agent work for bad crossovers? If so, you're welcome to use Agent Cornelius (http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Cornelius) in that regard.
Otherwise, here are the pages for my other agents:
Bad Slash: Agents Gremlin (http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Gremlin) and Xericka (http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Xericka)
Mary Sues: Agents Danny (http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/DannyRichardson) and Laura (<a href="http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/LauraDukes">http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Laura_Dukes)
Xericka and Danny would have at least a working knowledge of Hetalia. Laura and Gremlin would basically follow their partner's leads.
... but my guys are going to be part of the Department of Implausible Crossovers once someone gets around to granting me Permission. If you want info on my guys, scroll down the message board: my Permission request should still be there somewheres.
They'll know even less about APH than I do, but hey, that'll only make things fun! =D
... have yourself some Wiki pages.
http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Florestan
http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Eusabius
Since I'm one of maybe three people with active DIC agents, I guess I'd better volunteer them. {= ) They'll know even less about the continuum than I do, but if somebody can point out who belongs and who doesn't and/or they recognize the crossed 'verse(s), they should be fine.
http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Supernumerary
http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Ilraen-Aroline-Fothergill
Let me know if you have questions.
~Neshomeh
but in case FF.net decides to derp up my links, here they are again:
DMS: Ian and Lee
DBS: Kaliel/Maeryn and Orion