Here's some water and food.

Don't feed it Sues or Stus.

Fair winds!

Now you can throw BBQ parties!

Or close facsimile to one, at any rate. Have some poisoned apple pie. :3 Also a slice of non-poisoned apple pie.

Hi, have some fudge!

Surprisingly laid on thick. Hard to reply to any singular message, so thanks, everybody. I'm still lookin' to get through the original works, as I mentioned, but once that's done, I'll be hangin' about for the prerequisite month, probably. Already got some thoughts for Agents, be lookin' to get in on that as possible.

Thanks once again, and I intend to lurk moar in this particular little board.

Hello there!

Have an Oracle Pigeon and a spork. One is an incredibly powerful reality-bending entity, and the other is a bird with a silly name.

I present you with a baggie of NM&NMs. Bleeprin and chocolate with a candy coating, what more could you want?

Welcome to the party. Have a leather bound copy of the mission logs of Jay and Acacia.

It's just as aggressive and temperamental as a real koala, so be careful.

Have an Absurdly Cute Kitten!

Have some Mary Sue candies!

What are your fandoms?

Have a giant pillow for use as a bed during missions.

Welcome, new friend! Have some Dream Powder!

It's great to have a new guy here.

Here, have some Peter Maxwell-Davies for the road:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmHkFLRHYJc

Have some popcorn and a creepy voodoo doll.

Here's a plushie Companion Cube and a plate of cookies of your choice of flavor.