Hey guys. I found a badfic author who deals mainly with implausible Garfield crossovers, so here he is:

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2097849/ShakespeareHemmingway

Words cannot describe how bad his stuff is. It's so bad...

...it's honestly one of the most brilliant things I've ever read, ever.

I can't describe it here. You HAVE to read this.