Hi, have some fudge!

Hi New, I'm Meta! Sorry, couldn't resist. Welcome to the board, have a leather bound copy of the missions of Jay and Acacia.

Well met, rookie! Please enjoy this bulletproof clipboard as a welcoming gift.

Welcome over here! Snacks and water for you!

Welcome, new friend! Have a hitchhiking ghost! It will haunt you until you return.

You're all awesome. I forgot some fandoms on my earlier post (and will probably forget some here), but I'm into Garth Nix, Tamora Pierce's Tortall books, and Star Trek as well as all of the fandoms listed earlier.

Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!

BTW, What fandoms are you into?

Have a pair of socks, useful whether you need a clean pair to wear or an improvised weapon!

Have a bottle of Bleepka. You'll need it soon. Oh, and have some Swiss chocolate. It will also come in handy for you.

Don't feed it Sueish meat.

Here you have a Badass Jacket. Use it with wisdom.

Take a little Delerium for whenever you're in the field:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBOpRyR2ewk

Fair winds!

Now you can throw BBQ parties!

Have an awesome-laced cookie.

Hai! ^_^

Firefly and Doctor Who, I see we're going to get along just great!

Here, have an Oracle Pigeon and a spork. One is an incredibly powerful entity capable of manipulating reality, and the other is a bird with a silly name.

Two new guys in the same day? This must be a lucky day or somethin'!

Anyway, welcome to the PPC!

Here, have some Gideon Klein for the road:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2nfwY1wjeA

Have some generic pointy objects for killing and/or torturing Sues with. What are your fandoms?

Apologies to Sylibane for accidentally copying his/her/its subject from a different thread.