Yo Yo 'sup! Have some Mysteriously Glowing And Possibly Radioactive Chocolate!

Welcome, welcome! Unfortunately, it seems that we don't share any fandoms. But if you like Tolkien, you'll find yourself in good company here at the PPC.

Now about your newbie gift:
*rummages through bag of holding*
Aha!
*pulls out a Pokeball*
Here you go: a Ditto, the perfect companion for a multi-fandom Boarder like yourself. I don't know if the Flowers allow Pokemon on missions (they don't allow minis), but if they do, Ditto will fit in verynicely.

Hello hello, and welcome!

Looks like we share a couple of fandoms, Tolkien and The Hunger Games to be exact. I'm a little confused why were ranting about the tahr though. Did someone dishonor it? Did they insult its heritage? Are they trying to say there are more adorable mountain goat, lion hybrids out there? Did someone claim it's a figment of imagination?

Let's see, welcome gifts. Hmm... *digs through closet with suspicious TARDIS like abilities* Ah, here we go, a book on fishing, three strawberries and a packet of my limited edition Atlantian sponge capsules. Just add water and they'll grow into a full-sized building of the architectural style(s) of your choosing!

Nice to meet you! Have pair of glittery sequined urple work boots. Perhaps you'll find a decent use for them. And some cookies. You can never go wrong with cookies.

Welcome to the PPC and stuff! Have some lemming repellent!

Hope you'll stick around a while (although I promise you'll see a lot of badfic). So, in honor, how about some bleepolate ice cream? Homemade and sooo good, I swear!

Awesome! Within my first week at the Board, somebody else joins up! I hope you stick around, Ms. Snow! Aand... I hear it's the tradition around here to give gifts to new people...

I have this nifty rebrella from Un Lun Dun (try reading it sometime). Enjoy!

Welcome to the Board! Have some of my world-famous hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. The preferred drink of the Zz'gash dune runners!

Have some Swiss Chocolate and some Bleepka. You'll need them both soon.

Have one CD case, two double A batteries, a tube of red tempera paint, a pair of chopsticks, and a bag of NM&M's. Welcome to the board!

Nice to meet you, Ms. Snow! Welcome to the PPC! I wouldn't mind that rant about the tahr, if you would? They're so adorable!
Ah, but to business! What fandoms do you enjoy? Are you a book gal, or do you prefer movies? Any interest in Japanese manga and anime?

Here: as a welcome gift, have some cookies, made with real Bleepolate chips!

Welcome to this little alcove of Cyberspace!

Ooh, Himalayan tahr are cool. They remind me of Ibex (
Ibexes? Ibexene?)

As a welcome gift I present you with a barrel full of Chamomile tea, for staving off school insanity.<br>
Enjoy!
~TE

It gets smaller... or, well, cozier at least. Here, have a carpet (heavily embroidered with ducks), five wall-hangings (showing the deaths of particularly bad Sues), and a rather threadbare spotted couch or two to furnish your corner of this gigantic warehouse.

And I took your advice down there and looked up pictures of tahr. So very epic indeed.

-Aila

Welcome, welcome! No relation to the other Len, I trust? Probably not, but we'd need to know beforehand whether or not you'd be able to handle the sight of Fred Rogers. For neurological experiments social purposes.

Let's see, what do I have for a newbie gift? We don't share any fandoms, unless Warriors referred to those books about the sapient cats, but I know enough about the Hunger Games to give you... this briefcase full of tracker-jackers! Don't ask me how they get enough to eat in there, but the loud buzzing tells me they're all alive and as angry as ever.
Only open it when there's a situation that can be solved by the addition of hundreds of stinging wasp-mutants, because if you open it prematurely, you're probably not going to get all of them back.

Greetings, new friend! Help yourself to a pair of snow shoes! They're Sasquatch-sized, unfortunately.

And what on Earth is a tahr? If it's even from Earth. Is it a snuggle-able animal of some kind?

This is an automated message from the 3D System, V 1.0. (Kidding. That's just my sense of humour speaking.)

Welcome: by posting here you've made yourself a member!
First and most important, please read The Constitution, which is something everybody needs to do. The PPC also has a handy Wiki, and it is recommended that you browse it, as well as read The Original Series. We also have an IRC chat, and you're welcome to drop by and say hi. Or just natter. Most newbies also post their fandoms.
Last but not least, I give you this cup of tea. It's good, tasty and healthy... but, mind you, the leaves have a tendency to eat people. So handle it with care, eheheheh.

First off, try to lay off writing missions until a few months of active discussing. You can write your own fanfictions though, and try to get betas or concrits from a few people here. Not me, I hadn't been writing for a while due to my writer's mess.

Ift is traditional to offer virtual gifts here to newbies. Therefore I present you with an virtual anvil. Very useful if you're a roadrunner with a particularly obsessive predator.

First off, try to lay off writing missions until a few months of active discussing. You can write your own fanfictions though, and try to get betas or concrits from a few people here. Not me, I hadn't been writing for a while due to my writer's mess.

Ift is traditional to offer virtual gifts here to newbies. Therefore I present you with an virtual anvil. Very useful if you're a roadrunner with a particularly obsessive predator.