Hi! Have a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster and some fourth-dimensional pretzels.

I don't generally post on the board, but I'm on the IRC pretty often at the moment, so feel free to bother me if you spot me online.

Welcome, welcome!
For your gift, I hereby give you a lined Infinite Notebook (complete with urple covers and wilver binding) for you very own. Don't look at it straight on.

-Aila

Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object.

You wouldn't happen to be the person Lily (Winterwood) was talking to on Tumblr by any chance, would you? Either way, it's great to see you here! Have some Swiss Bleepolate and Gummyblee...hm, what do I have...ah, here we go! Gummyblee IDICs and a tribble, I'm kind of overrun with them still. Remember to feed it carefully and responsibly!

~DF

Welcome to the PPC. We love newbies here! Take your shoes off, leave your sanity at the door, and come on in!

Here, as a welcome gift I'll give you some music by the one and only Henri Dutilleux: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRmIV8efTyQ

And exciting it certainly is. Sometimes too exciting, in fact! It's times like that that make me glad to have an HUD that shoots lazers. In case you don't have one yourself, incidentally, here! *gives lazer HUD* :)

Here, have some nano-gel, and an upload kit! You can now build a sentient robot patterned after your own neural architecure!

Hello! You mentioned that you're going through the Original Series. Have you read any other agents' missions yet?

As for your gift...
*rummages through bag of holding*
Here, have a wilver replica of the TOS Enterprise!

Welcome to the Board! Have some of this newbie cake!
Now have some more!
Eat some more, there's plenty.
The Bleepolate frosting is a new recipe. How did it turn out?

(Also, have fun discerning all the different cats on the Board. I'm starting to lose track of these feline people.)

I've seen you on Tumblr, haven't I?

Have a tribble. Don't worry, it's been spayed/neutered. :)

Welcome, welcome, latest member of the Board!

Have a feathered boa constrictor to commemorate the event! Also, what are your preferred canons?

Greetings, new friend!

Have a jeep! It don't have any doors. It's built like a cat; it lands on all fours.

Hey

Here have this urple colored pencil as a present and welcome to the board.
Never realized there was a big fandom for Red vs Blue, I may have to check it out.

Welcome to the Board! Have some of my world-famous hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. Reverses entropy! Keep refrigerated.

If you haven't done so already, you should read our Original Series. It's the base on which the entire mission-writing community build on.

Now with all of that out of the way, what are your fandoms?

/hands over stuffed panda and lemming repellent

Welcome to our Board! Since you told me you already read the FAQs and Constitution I guess that's slightly redundant to link you to it.

So yeah hiiiiii.