Subject: OT: Another parody song for the songbook!
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Posted on: 2011-05-14 05:35:00 UTC

Hopefully it's better than my last attempts!

This one is called Good Fanfic, sung to the tune of 'Still Alive'. Oh, yeah. I went there. Portal~!

Download Link: http://www.sendspace.com/file/rhxup9
Youtube Vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyMus79qp9g

Lyrics:
This was a nightmare
Spelling mistakes and grammar fails
There're no words to describe my irritation

You need a beta
The characters are so O.O.C.
Here's a list of all the things
That really have to change

There're a hundred thousand twenty-four mistakes
Could you please use spellcheck for all of our sakes?
Research the characters some more
Then the people will adore
Something close to a good fanfic

Why are you angry?
I'm giving you some good concrit
I'm not trying to flame you or the story

I am not trolling
Or trying to pick a fight with you
You should try out my advice
Because I'm trying to help

There're no periods at the end of each line
If you think that's great, then you're out of your mind
Please be mindful of the plot
Folks'll be thanking you a lot
For writing a good fanfic

You can ignore me
Or block me from writing a review
There'll be no one left who wants to help you
The rest will be writing 'Update, update, update, update'
Pretty soon all you will get is a load of 'lulz'

If you want reviews you'll have to kick it up a notch
You will have to write like you are not drunk on scotch
Please don't ignore my advice, or people won't look twice
At something that is not good fanfic

So punctuate for a good fanfic
Use a spellcheck for a good fanfic
Let a beta correct your fanfic
A hundred reviews for your fanfic
Many favourites for your fanfic

Good fanfic?
Great fanfic!

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