Subject: Good to have you a-Board!
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Posted on: 2011-05-11 18:14:00 UTC
Welcome, new friend! The internet thanks you for your previous work in securing, containing and protecting. Have a vial of fish liver oil! If you ever need a dramatic underwater getaway, just rub this on your neck, and you'll be sporting gills in no time!
Hi! ^^
As you've probably guessed, I'm new around here. I found the PPC via TVTropes last week, and have spent the past few days reading just about all of the material.
Given that I have a love of (good) writing, sarcastic humour and a strong aversion to badfic, 'Sues and butchery of the English Language, this seemed like the perfect place for me!
As far as fandoms go, it would be easier for me to list things that I don't like than the things I do. Suffice to say that my main areas are sci-fi, anime and horror. Other people may find it odd to go from playing Silent Hill to watching Haruhi Suzumiya, but not me. You can probably guess from my pen-name that I have a love of Doctor Who (and yes, I have actually tried fish custard, it's very nice, thank you!).
I also think I've become desensitised to squick and other things thanks to my previous reading/watching (you've heard of the SCP Foundation, yes?). I know I should probably go for counseling or something but, meh, I can deal with being insane! ^~
Have some exotic food and water!
Welcome! Fun times will be had here, especially with a kickass username like that.
Here, have some Honegger for the road:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rfysyex_DAk
I'm a bit late, but Welcome!
Here, Have a star for steering tall ships by.
Thanks for the warm welcome and the plethora of dubiously useful objects, now I just need to find somewhere to put them.... :P
PS: If I replied to all your messages individually I'd flood the board and probably get portalled into Celebrian or something as punishment, hence the 'global reply'.
Hello! Hi! Aloha! And lots of other greetings of varying levels of sanity!
Welcome to the board! Have a sonic shell- it looks like a sonic screwdriver, but it has no circuitry inside, so therefore, it's completely nonfunctional. Enjoy!
Welcome to the PPC! Have a bottle of Bleepka. You'll need it soon.
Well met, rookie! Please enjoy these steel-toed stompin' boots as a welcoming present.
Don't feed it Sueish fish.
Here, have a Dramatic Longcoat. It will flutter dramatically when you need it to, regardless of whether the wind is blowing or not.
Here you have a horse hoof. It gives +1 intelligence.
Don't forget your towel! *hands Fish Custard a towel*
I found the PPC from TV-Tropes, too. Have a generic sharp object for killing 'Sues!
Fair winds!
Now you can throw BBQ parties!
Welcome, new friend! The internet thanks you for your previous work in securing, containing and protecting. Have a vial of fish liver oil! If you ever need a dramatic underwater getaway, just rub this on your neck, and you'll be sporting gills in no time!
Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay here!
Hi! Have some fudge!
Already insane? Too bad, I just wanted to advise you to put your sanity into the bucket over there.
Anyways, welcome to the board, have an awesome-laced cookie.
Welcome! Have a conical hat and a cheese tea biscuit.
The conical hat is made of duct tape and tin foil, and is useful for keeping conspiracy theorists out!
The cheese tea biscuit is a cheese tea biscuit.