Fair winds!

Now you can throw BBQ parties!

Hello! Have a spool of green thread and a pack of rubber bands.

Have a pet cat, a tinfoil hat and a little mat.

Here's some food and water!

Hi! Hello! Aloha! And a multitude of other greetings of varying levels of sanity!

Here's a crowbar, never know when you might need one. ;)

Welcome, new friend! Have a shark kennel!

Don't feed it Sues or Stus.

Welcome to the PPC, and it's great to see a new guy here!

Here, have some Webern for the road:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN9qJ4oJdvc

*hides c*l*b*a*n links quickly.* I mean welcome to the PPC, have a collection of sporks.

Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!

Hello and welcome! Have a hubcap crab and a conical hat!

The hubcap crab is a crab made from an abandoned hubcap! It makes for a good minion.

The conical hat is made of Tin Foil and Duct Tape, so it keeps conspiracy theorist out, and deflects most weaponry!

Hi, have some fudge!

Well met, rookie! Please enjoy these fancy sunglasses (suitable for all occasions) as a welcoming present.

Have some awesome-laced cookies. They help against the Suefluence.

Herro from great Democratic People's Republic Of Korea! Let me give you Dear Reader Cookies!

Ah, okay. Thanks for the tip c:

As for fandoms, I rather like Redwall, Harry Potter, various small books, and Pokemon.

I already welcomed you on the IRC, so it'd be silly to do it again here. You may want to share some of your fandoms, though.