Subject: Good to have you a-Board!
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Posted on: 2011-05-05 03:59:00 UTC
Welcome, new friend! Have a Sweat Drop Generator! Adhere it to your forehead, and the next time you start to sweat, it will all be absorbed into the generator and combined into a single, expressive super-drop.
I'm SolusLunes, and, like most people, found the PPC through a TVTropes wiki walk. It seems like it would be something I'm interested in, considering I (for some reason) enjoy reading badfic (for certain values of enjoy) even though if you heard me reading it, I'd be bitching the whole time.
I am also... disposed to anger on the butchering of languages, especially written by native speakers of the language.
I've got quite a bit of experience writing/trolling fanfiction, as I'm a regular on the Touhou-Project imageboard, due to one of my friends asking me to write there.
So I lurked. I read stories. I was shocked by the massive number of "mai waifu" stories. My path was clear. I would write. I would write a fanfiction on this site.
40,000 words and several dead touhous later, many will not read my story due to "you killed my favorite touhou". Others like it because of that fact. Either way, I think the PPC will be a very nice melding of "terrible fanfiction that I found but can't stop reading" with "sue brutalization."
Here's some food!
Sue brutalization should be fun. I'm looking forward to that also.
AND HELLO :D
...we got fun and games.
Anyways, I bequeath to you a grapping gun. Aim high.
Well met, rookie! Please enjoy this experimental jetpack as a welcoming gift. Remember not to use it indoors.
Ooh, another troper! Hi! Hello! Aloha! And numerous other greetings of varying levels of sanity!
Have fun on the board!
Have a cream pie and a fox plush!
Welcome to the PPC! Hope you enjoy your time here. Have a collection of plastic sporks! They're a cross between a spoon and a fork.
I believe we met earlier on the chat, but welcome nonetheless!
Have a mouse with jellyfish DNA spliced in! It glows in the dark!
Hey there, welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!
G'day! Here'a a bottle of Sue repellent. You'll need it.
Hi! Have some fudge!
Fair winds!
Now you can throw BBQ parties!
Have an awesome-laced cookie. It helps surviving badfic... not that you need that.
Seems like you're one of these persons who naturally produce brain bleach.
Yeah... I kind of enjoy the mind-bendingly horribad fics. Which is why I reserved Cloud Mows the Lawn.
Have a pet cat, a tinfoil hat and a large mat.
Stay a while, and have some crackers. And an old hat. And a Dutch oven.
We're glad to have you aboard.
I think you'll fit in just fine! ^_^ Have a box of Girl Scout cookies for your stay.
Don't feed it Sues or Stus.
Hey, a fellow newbie! Welcome to the PPC!
Here, have some Schoenberg for the road:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGWai0SEpUQ
Welcome, new friend! Have a Sweat Drop Generator! Adhere it to your forehead, and the next time you start to sweat, it will all be absorbed into the generator and combined into a single, expressive super-drop.