I've had the tradition of handing out graduated cylinders, so... *tosses* Whenever you get around to creating Agents and obtaining Permission... well, I'll be in need of a couple of Agents for something in third trimester.

WATASHI NO BAKA! *slaps self*
ANYhoo.
Welcome to the Board! Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't need it here.
Or, you know, whatever.

Welcome to the Board, where people are friendly, Sues are vanquished, and newbies are embraced with love! ^^

(At least, I hope so. I'm probably still classed as newbie myself right now. Heh.)

Anyway, welcome! ^^

Have a pet cat, a tinfoil hat and a strangely large gnat.

You all are being so awesome! (I didn't know which one to reply to so I just replied to the main post.) Thank you for all of the various gifts (cyber ones are just as awesome as those in real life! ;]). And I'm glad to see that there are some other Hetalia fans on here. (I've read lots of other things too but I'm just a LITTLE obsessed right now...) I could just tell Karen easily 'cause her name was also the same. Glad to see other IAHFers/people/what-have-you!

As to the Twilight OC that I might use as an agent... Well... Heh. She's actually an elf (not even of LoTR origin!) in the fic that bears her name. Luckily I gave her a revamp (no pun intended) and so she'd be mostly a sort of joke. I might also use my self-insert (I'm guessing those are okay, right? Let me know if I'm wrong!) but only after she's 'graduated' from IAHF. This is mainly because I find her warped nature highly amusing and might make references to that 'time period' of her life. I still have lots of time though, right? ;]

I present you with grillable foodstuffs, buns, BBQ sauce, and utensils. Now you can have barbecues on your tall ship!

HEE. I'm reading about you then. I have IAHF on alert. :D

From one newbie to another, I welcome you to this board. Here, have an entire tyrannosaurus fossil, blasted with a shrink ray to be portable. You're my first ever welcome, honestly.

Here, have a pretty feather!
*also slightly obsessed with Hetalia* I think it scarred me a bit mentally, but other than that it's funny Cx
Oh, and I'm a Grammar Nazi sometimes too ;P

Welcome, new friend! Have a scratching post!

Well met, rookie! Please enjoy this novelty foam cowboy hat as a welcoming present.

I brought chocolate! :D

Hi! Nice to meet you! Hope you have fun here!

Welcome! Have a hat knit from only the softest pelts of cute animal friends! Sure to keep you warm in the darkest and coldest of badfic!

And don't worry about any dark past here. I'm sure almost everybody has some. Ugh... cursed were the days in which I used to write bad Yu-Gi-Oh Mary Sue Action/Adventure...

Don't feed it Sues or Stus.

Here you have a bottle of sparkling goo. I strongly advice not to drink it.

Have some duct tape and pepper spray, you really can't go wrong with that.
Don't worry, we all had our bad writing phases at one point or another- for most here, it's fanfiction. For me, it was original fiction. God, I sucked.
Anyway, welcome again!

Hi, have some fudge!

Welcome to the board, then. And have this cookie.

Welcome to the Board!

Here, please have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!

Fair winds!

Now you can throw BBQ parties!

Here, have some snacks and water!

PS: Karen's not the only one with an OC in IHAF, because I've also put two OCs (Carolina Brown and Dorothy Brown) in it. Unlike you two, however, I have not put in an avatar of myself in the fic.

PS: Which Twilight OC do you have in mind?