Subject: New Guy Lurker Attack!
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Posted on: 2011-05-02 19:59:00 UTC
((If I'm not supposed to be here, just ignore this))
Gretalis, the new guy, had abandoned whatever it was he was doing earlier so as to join in the battle. At the moment, he was going to town with a grenade launcher that fired water balloons. He had no particular target. He just sprayed and prayed.
put a prank loving teenager in charge of raising kids. Happy Birthday (Rescue-day) to the Still Bellisario kids--Hannah (10), Kyle (9), Kevin (7), and Helen (2)!
"You kids ready for some fun?" Cali shouted.
Roared agreements came from several places around the Lounge.
Cali carefully checked his plans again. Hannah was manning their supply depot in the Secret and Unfindable Cushion Fort that Cali had stolen from Boarder!Miah when he retrieved the lustin she had stolen for the Boarder Shipfest.
Kyle was draped over a rafter with a good supply for his sniper style water gun.
Kyle was barricaded in the corner behind the furniture with various levers and ropes to release the buckets of water, paint, and other things that they had rigged all around the Lounge.
Cali nodded at the big kids and positioned himself and Helen behind a chair. The toddler was dressed in a swimsuit and had a bucket full of water balloons that said Happy Birthday on them.
A group of agents walked into the room and stopped. They seemed to sense something was up.
A giggle echoed ominously, just before Kevin triggered a bucket onto the group.
Cali and Kyle spotted another group and both opened fire on the approaching agents at about the same time.
Helen squealed, jumped up and down, and threw water balloons that landed two or three feet away and rolled the rest of the way into the fray where they remained, resembling Happy Birthday water balloon land mines.
YAY WATERFIGHT!
With the usual water guns, water bombs, etc. aimed at everyone. Beware especially of Krisprolls, he's a mean one.
Orken was directly under Kevin when he dumped his bucket. Spluttering and soaked, he searched the room for his partner. He had been hoping for a bit of a break, but instead he had been splashed with water, something he viewed as highly unprofessional. "Agent Thomas! Were are you?"
Thomas, who had been hit with one of the water guns, grabbed one of the balloons that had rolled in to the crowd. "Right here, dude!" He tossed the balloon back at Cali, laughing all the while. "Take that, dude!"
Orken, who had spotted the toss, rolled his eyes. There was too much of a crowd blocking the door, so he looked for spot where he could avoid being hit by the water guns. He spotted an easy chair that looked like it would suit his purposes. He did not yet realize it was directly under a bucket.
More giggling preceeded a bucket of blue goo dumping over Agent Orken's head.
Cali spluttered as his mass of blue was plastered to his head by the water, and Helen shrieked, "More, more!"
Meanwhile, Hannah shot Thomas in the back with her water uzi.
Thomas laughed as he was hit by the blast of water. "Is that all you've got, dude?" Trying to appear as if he was unaffected by the blasts of water, he began dragging pieces of furniture together, and stacking them. He had spotted the buckets in the rafters, and had decided to commender them.
Orken, meanwhile, was trying to wipe blue goo out of his eyes. Angrily, he stood up, making himself an excellent target. "This is not a fair contest at all! Not only is it unprofessional to have such a fight, you are attacking unarmed opponents! I demand you cease fire at once!"
Hannah turned her uzi on Orken.
Kyle spotted Thomas' assault on the bucket system and switched to his reserve gun filled with oil. He coated the beams above Thomas' head with a few sprays of the oil, and switched back to his rifle to spray at his face with water.
Kestrel crouched under a table, sniggering to herself as she hefted a filled water balloon.
Well. Not exactly a water balloon. The bag it had come from had read "WATER BALLOONS" in bright, multicolored letters, but the projectile in the ferret's paws could no longer qualify as such.
Beside her, Adder sighed. "Kestrel," she chided, only half-serious. "That's just mean."
"Cully, I dunno if'n yew got the memo, but I'm a ferret," Kestrel replied lightly. "'Tis me prego-- er, prorego-- me right to be mean." Taking aim, she sprang briefly out of her hiding place and flung it accurately at Cali. "'EADS UP!" she bellowed, shortly before the agent was splattered with liberal amounts of sunshine-yellow paint.
Giggling in spite of her earlier admonishment, Adder pumped her double-barreled super soaker and aimed a stream of water at Kyle.
Cali ran his hand through his hair, and slung most of the paint into the room. The paint stiffened his hair into comical anime like spikes. He signaled Kevin to release more buckets.
Buckets all over the room splashed down on agents or on onto the floor.
Hannah threw a pink paint balloon at Adder, and Helen began carefully using the yellow paint drips as finger paint to cover her arms, legs, and belly with paint.
Kyle took a blast of water to the face from Adder's gun, and then returned fire.
Nurse Val, laughing merrily, fled past them, pursued by Cheri and Luna, both of whom were wielding comically oversized water pistols. Unfortunately, they weren't looking where they were going, and before she could stop herself Val had run directly through the stream of water from Adder's super soaker. Spluttering and wiping her hair out of her eyes, she was pounced on by Cheri and Luna, ending up in a heap.
Another water balloon narrowly missed them and splatted against the wall. The contents of this one were too sparkly to be water.
"Molly, what have you been told about throwing Water around?" Val shouted. "That stuff's sticky when it dries! Use water with a small 'w'!"
Molly Rath pouted, dropped her bag of water balloons, and drank the bottle of Sue blood instead.
Karen snuck into the fray, getting thoroughly soaked. She had her own idea of how to hijack the buckets...
"COOKIE SNEAK ATTACK!!" Karen screamed, throwing a cookie like a shuriken at a bucket directly over Agent Orken's head. It tipped over, spilling soft yellow feathers onto the agent below. Orken, being coated in sticky blue goo, quickly turned into a chicken.
Karen grinned and began to look for another bucket...
((If I'm not supposed to be here, just ignore this))
Gretalis, the new guy, had abandoned whatever it was he was doing earlier so as to join in the battle. At the moment, he was going to town with a grenade launcher that fired water balloons. He had no particular target. He just sprayed and prayed.