Subject: Re: Hi!
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Posted on: 2011-04-16 04:55:00 UTC
Hello!
In my adventures, I've stumbled across a few insane greetings that range from laser shooting statues to fiery bats! Those are two favorites of the Great King of Evil....
Hi, everyone! I’ve been lurking around the PPC for a while now. You can blame Aster Corbett for this; she linked me to her missions and got me hooked. And today, I decided it was time to come out of hiding.
I have read the Board Constitution and left my sanity outside. Actually, I gave my sanity (and immortal soul) to the Great King of Evil a while ago, so that part was easy.
Who wants fajitas? :D
Don't mind if I do! Here's a compass, it doesn't point north but it'll lead you to your heart's disire. :D
Those might be... wait for it... EVIL FAJITAS!
Dun Dun Dunn!
Sorry, I have something of a dramatic streak. Welcome to the Board, here's a shining star for steering tall ships by, a golden goblet for random drinking parties, a Dragon's Tear, and a sparkly rock.
*noms a fajita*
Welcome to the board, have a broken clockwork mouse and an orange!
Fair winds!
Now you can throw BBQ parties!
*eats the food*
Here! I present you with some hamburgers, buns, a bottle of BBQ sauce, and grilling supplies/utensils.
Now you are prepared to host parties on the tall ship...which you haven't been given yet, but probably WILL be at some point when Khajidu welcomes you. :D
Have a bag which contains things you put in it.
Hi, have some fudge!
Have a gun that fires swords and a hat that can signal batman.
Well met, rookie! Please enjoy this porcelain teapot in the shape of an elephant as a welcoming present.
Thanks! I love tea.
Hello! Welcome! Aloha! And various other greetings of varying levels of sanity!
Hello!
In my adventures, I've stumbled across a few insane greetings that range from laser shooting statues to fiery bats! Those are two favorites of the Great King of Evil....
Welcome to the board, hope you survive the experience. Have a small statue of a star destroyer.
Thanks! I'm glad to be here. :)
What fandoms are you in?
Hello!
I like The Legend of Zelda, Okami and Okamiden, Dragon Quest, Pokemon, Sonic the Hedgehog, and a few other video games.
I used to read Naruto and Bleach, but I haven't been keeping up lately.
My favorite books are The Hobbit and those in the Harry Potter series.
Here, have some snacks and water!
Thank you. :D
Don't feed it Sueish Honey.
O_O
No glittering honey! Understood. :)
Welcome, new friend! Have a Triforce of Power! Not the Triforce of Power, mind you, just a Triforce of Power.
Cool! I'll be sure to keep this away from Ganon, just in case he gets the wrong idea....
Uh.
Here.
Have an heating iron.
Thanks! I'll add this to my bag of newbie stuff. :)
Welcome, newbie. Have a party hat and some chocolate!
Ooh, thanks! :)