Have some snacks and water!

Nice to meet you. Have a shining star for steering tall ships by, a fake plant for classy decoration, an extraneous door handle that I picked up somewhere, and a bumper sticker that reads "If you're reading this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you."

Well met, rookie! Please enjoy this pair of ACME rocket skates as a welcoming present.*

*Do not use rocket skates indoors or in the pursuit of roadrunners.

Welcome to the Board! Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't need it here.

BTW, only one of my mission logs was for LotR, and some were for small fandoms.

Welcome! Have this bumper sticker and this cup holder.

Welcome to the board! Have some markers and Popsicle sticks!

At least, I presume you're a fair maiden. I don't know many boys who call themselves Kate.
-bows- Have a... um... -rummages in pockets- Huh... looks like I'm all cleaned out... here, have a spoon. -pulls a spoon out of her hair and passes it over- It's clean, I promise. (And, yes, I really do keep cutlery in my hair)
xD In any case, I'm pretty new here yourself, but I hope you enjoy it here. =D

Fair winds!

Now you can throw BBQ parties!

Welcome, new friend! Have a bottle of glitter screen (being like sun screen, but protecting from the effects of glitter rather than those of ultraviolet radiation).

Don't feed it Sues or Stus.

Hello! Have some fudge!

Your questions have already been answered, I shan't answer them again. That would be boring.
Anyway, have a pet cat, a tinfoil hat and a cricket bat.
By the way, about your username...that looks very Blackadder. Is it Blackadder inspired?

Howdy!

Naw, the PPC covers whatever its writers wish it to cover - and that's a pretty wide range. I think one of the reasons we've seen a particularly high number of Lord of The Rings sporkings is because of the disproportionately large number of badfics of the unintentionally hilarious variety that've been attached to that particular franchise.

Answer 1: No, the PPC isn't for Lord of the Rings only. For example, my Agents in the DMS, Ian and Lee, are in the Freelance Division, which means they can go to any and all fandoms on their missions. Now, some people specialize in a specific fandom- my Bad Slashers Orion and Agents Mal specialize in the Stargate Atlantis fandom -but that's not the case for everyone.

As for your second question, of course you may have a bumper sticker!

*Hands over a small stack of assorted bumper stickers of various colors. The top one says "It's always a great day to kill a 'Sue!!"*