Subject: The dreaded Three-Ring Binders! (NSFW link.)
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Posted on: 2011-04-08 00:25:00 UTC

To quote from the poster's journal: "The story: A friend of mine recently moved into a new house, and I was helping her scope out the basement. We happened to look in a cabinet underneath the sink. There we found a box containing five three-ring binders, each of them containing something like a ream of neatly typed porn. If you can call it that -- this is some of the strangest, most hilarious stuff you will ever read."
They can be found here: http://jupirock.livejournal.com/1312.html

Some of the less NSFW lines which I'll quote here to give you a rough flavour include a description of a man's skin "glistening like a grandmother", supposedly French characters named things like Mitchell Kurzmann and Heinrich Southers, and a woman greeting a total stranger with "Excuse me, but I need to lose my virginity."

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