Good to have you with us. Have a camouflage cape for better lurking capability, a shining star for sailing tall ships by, a small glass bowl for decoration, and a fist sized rock.

Here, have some hamburgers, buns, BBQ sauce, and grilling utensils! You are now equipped for parties on your tall ship!

Greetings, have this graphics tablet!

. . .for your generosity. I've never been given a collection of items quite like this before!

I'm sure they'll be tasty, handy, and/or fun, as applicable.

Have some chocolate!

Have some salt, it's good for warding off vampires and other such creatues.

Don't feed it Sueish meat.

Fair winds!

Now you can throw BBQ parties!

Hello! Have a pet cat, a tinfoil hat and an old mat.

Have a platypus! It's a semi-aquatic egg-laying mammal of action.

We like new folks, yes we does. I'm an oldbie and semi-lurker myself, so we probably shan't cross paths much, but I'm very pleased to meet you nevertheless. :)

Welcome, and have this portal gun snerched from Aperture Laboratories. I'm sure no one will miss it. Just don't use it inside HQ; the Flowers might get a little tetchy about it.

Welcome, Enraged Masticating Shark! Help yourself to the bag of venomous arthropods.

Hi, have some fudge!

Here are some snacks and water!