Subject: Ahoi Thar!
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Posted on: 2011-04-05 15:40:00 UTC
'Ere, 'ave a conical hat and a muffin!
The muffin is made from duct tape (it is therefore indestructible!)and tin foil (keeps the conspiracy theorists out!)
The hat is blueberry chocolate.
Wait, hang on, I think I messed something up there...
Hello I'm new here. I don't remember ever reading a fanfic or writing any. I should be sleeping.
Hope that you enojy looking through the works of the PPC!
Aw, get some sleep. Now. Do it!
Anyway, have a pet cat, a tinfoil hat, and a woven mat.
I don't want a cat, I already have a dog. He's an old dog. He's also a turtle when I put his bed on his back. Then I call him Turtle Buddy.
How did you learn about the PPC?
The power of the internet I guess.
It's nice to meet you. What is your favorite book? TV show? Movie?
I'm not sure if I can take the time to signal out my favorite anything at the moment. But I do like reading Discworld. And watching Generation Kill. And I liked Tangled.
Have this floppy disc!
I'm assuming this is how you get rid of those because I don't think anybody would buy them off.
Are you from IN? Possibly involved in random summonings by JulyFlame/Noe?
Yes and yes.
In that case, Hullo Again! Have a whisk!
Okay.
What's a plover?
Am I being call a bird? I am not a bird.
Don't feed it Sues or Stus.
I don't think I'd be willing to feed a Jaguar cub to anybody.
'Ere, 'ave a conical hat and a muffin!
The muffin is made from duct tape (it is therefore indestructible!)and tin foil (keeps the conspiracy theorists out!)
The hat is blueberry chocolate.
Wait, hang on, I think I messed something up there...
Thanks but I already have a conical hat and I don't really like muffins.
Hi, have some fudge!
Fair winds!
Now you can throw BBQ parties!
Okay.
Welcome, new--wait. You look familiar. Something about...a shovel? Whatever.
Anyway, have some chocolate pudding. I have a feeling you'll like it!
I do like pudding. Specifically the chocolate kind.
Here is your first official welcome to the board. Have fun!