Subject: Ahoi Thar!
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Posted on: 2011-04-04 13:08:00 UTC
Here, have this conical hat and some tea biscuits.
The hat is conical and made from duct tape and tin foil. It keeps the conspiracy theorists out!
The tea biscuits are neither tea nor biscuits. Discuss.
Hello, everyone! My name is ThatLeaf. I found out about this posting board and I decided to join up. Mostly, I read fan fiction involving video games. I do, however, dabble in fan fiction about books occasionally. It's nice to meet all of you!
Nice to have you with us. Have a shining star (good for sailing tall ships by), a magic mirror for reflecting hostile spells, a small gecko, and a fancy blue coat.
Here's some food, newbie!
Hello! Have a pet cat, a tinfoil hat, a stripy mat and a baseball bat.
Welcome, new friend! Have a Bulbasaur! Just keep it away from open flames...
Welcome to the board! I would give you something, but I ran out.
Don't feed it Sueish Meat.
Fair winds!
Now you can throw BBQ parties!
Please, take this joystick as a welcome gift.
Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, and please enjoy your stay!
Here, have this conical hat and some tea biscuits.
The hat is conical and made from duct tape and tin foil. It keeps the conspiracy theorists out!
The tea biscuits are neither tea nor biscuits. Discuss.
Hi, have some fudge!
Welcome, newbie! Have this empty wallet.
Hi you! I'm new too! Have a cookie! Darn that didn't rhyme...