Subject: Ahoi Thar!
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Posted on: 2011-04-04 03:56:00 UTC

Here, have a conical hat and a bagel!

The conical hat is made from tin foil and ductape, so it's both conspiracy theorist-proof /and/ waterproof!

The bagel is poppy seed, toasted, and has got butter on it. If you dislike any of that, just say so, and I shall get you a new one!

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