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Subject: I come bearing badfic
Author: Tawaki
Posted on: 2011-04-01 16:15:00 UTC

The Princess of Narnia » by RedHal reviews
Because of Jadis' takeover, the new Queen of Narnia gets her teenage son on a ship. During a storm, he is transported into our world. Many years later, his granddaughter makes her way into Narnia. Better than it sounds.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,637 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-3-08 - Published: 12-19-07 - Complete

My comment: Four shall be the number of the counting, and the number of the counting shall be four. Five shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count three (excepting, of course, that thou proceedest to four). Six is right out.

2. The Great Jamie MacRimmon » by Adricsgurl reviews NSFW
Just after The Krotons, Jamie, Two, and Zoe meet Captain Jack Harkness. Lemon, Het and Slash Foursome
Doctor Who - Rated M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,784 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 3-27-11 - Published: 12-4-10 - Complete

My comment: Where is the fiery Jamie we knew?

3. When Knights Meet Lords » by Dark Lord Volk'land reviews
When Obiwan & Anakin go on a scouting mission and an uncharted storm forces them to land a damaged ship on a little world called middle earth. The Jedi duo must join the felowship or stay stranded for a long time. PreRotS Lord of the rings Star Wars
Crossover - Star Wars & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-22-08 - Published: 9-24-07 - Anakin Skywalker

My comment: NINE shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be NINE ... Eleven is right out! (Plus, Anakin's so tainted the Ring would pwn him before Barazinbar)

4. The Fellowship » by Avril Lavigne Fan reviews
The Ring is found, the Nine walk again, and the Yeerks have found Arda. Set after #26.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Animorphs - Rated T - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5643 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-1-11 - Published: 3-15-11 - Frodo B. & Jake

My comment: Fifteen in the Fellowship, and Elrond is completely blasé about Ax.

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I come bearing badfic by Tawaki on 2011-04-01 16:15:00 UTC

Re: I come bearing badfic by dramaticsoprano on 2011-04-02 03:16:00 UTC Reply

Can the April Fool's Day stuff!
Lol by Jacer on 2011-04-01 22:41:00 UTC Reply

Re 1: Yeesh.

Re 1 comment: Hee. I have five in my personal universe. Shame on me. :D

Re 2 and 4: LOL.

*thwack* by Vixenmage on 2011-04-02 06:03:00 UTC Reply

Oi! That LOL had better be part of an elaborate April Fool's Prank to make us all twitch at the netspeak!

*is soundly and justly thwacked* (nm) by Jacer on 2011-04-02 06:43:00 UTC Reply

*twitch* by Karen Elaine DuLay on 2011-04-01 19:35:00 UTC Reply

.... *twitch* DEATH. *twitch twitch twitch*
Uh, Tawaki... by Neshomeh on 2011-04-01 16:49:00 UTC Reply

About the URLs on #2 and #4. Are those fics real, or are we getting punked? Look closely--unless it's your doing, of course, in which case you don't have to look closely because you already know what I'm talking about. {; p

I hope the last one is real and suitably bad, though. I've been waiting for something like that...

~Neshomeh

Mouse over the links and read. by Jacer on 2011-04-01 23:14:00 UTC Reply

They're not real. :P

Yes, that is what I was referring to by "URL." by Neshomeh on 2011-04-02 17:01:00 UTC Reply

URL = link.

Well, okay, actually it's Uniform Resource Locator, but that's what the link points to.

Anyway, do I make sense now?

~Neshomeh