Have some snacks and a bottle of water!

Ugh, I'm not sure how I missed this. Welcome, have a bowl of fruit!

Have a shining star for sailing tall ships, a can of dehydrated water, and a portable hole-in-the-wall.

Enjoy your stay!
Have a pair of pliers and a salt shaker (salt included).

*drags Yibbs from behind the books* Welcome! Enjoy your stay and, also, enjoy this toy made from wire. Be careful, it's prickly.

Don't feed it Sue or Stu meat.

Have some brownies that age backwards in time! (They revert to forwards once you eat them.) They're only a couple days young, so they should have stopped being stale by now. You might want to get them eaten by Friday, or things could get weird.

Have some hamburgers, buns, BBQ sauce, and grilling utensils! Now you can have barbecues on your tall ship!

Unless you are vegetarian. In which case they are veggie burgers.

Also, have a NM&NM. I must restock very soon...

Welcome to the PPC posting board! It is so nice to meet you.

Hi, have some fudge!

Welcome, Yibbs! Don't you worry. No matter how many typos you make, I'll make many more than you ever will.

Here, have a charming gift basket. It's full of snickerdoodles.

Hello newbie and welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!

And don't worry. I won't bite... much.

Fair winds!

Now you can throw BBQ parties!

Have a pet cat, a tinfoil hat, a smallish gnat and a cricket bat.

You can no more expect us to ignore typos than a Sue to keep Gimli in character.

Welcome, new friend! Have an unwritten novel!

Uh, I'm not sure how to tell you this, but this is the PPC. We are incapable of ignoring typos. We might not notice all of them, and we'll probably forgive you for any we find since your keyboard is weird, but we can't ignore them. They're too much fun. {; D

So, uh, welcome and stuff! What spin-offs have you read?

~Neshomeh