Subject: Trolls are possesed by a burning desire...
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Posted on: 2011-03-22 20:49:00 UTC
...To make the Internet a stranger place. At least, most of them are. And by 'most of them', I mean 'the ones on 4 Chan'. And by 'the ones on 4 Chan' I also mean 'most of them'...
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6637882/1/HaloxCoDxTMOHSxHarryPotter
It HAS to be a trollfic. Supposedly Halo and Haruhi crossover, with Call Of Duty and Harry Potter thrown in, but in fact completely unreadable. Author has only this story, and his name screams "anonymous troll" loud.
Have we hit the bottom of the Pit (pun intended) with this one?
But the General Case of Poe's Law ("It is impossible to tell for certain the difference between genuine stupidity and a parody of stupidity.") always kicks in at times like this.
Just out of curiosity, are there actual Trolls that live in the bottom of the Pit? I personally think that's a rather amusing image...
It's like the supreme court's ruling on pornography: (paraphrasing) "I can't define it, but I know it when I see it."
why does people write such a waste of words and ideas?
I seriously don't get trolls... what is it that drives them?
...To make the Internet a stranger place. At least, most of them are. And by 'most of them', I mean 'the ones on 4 Chan'. And by 'the ones on 4 Chan' I also mean 'most of them'...
Never heard of it, nor does the PPC wiki have any mention of it. Would you be so kind as to go into detail on this subject?
But the bad stuff tends to be more interesting for one thing, and for two thing, I was talking about it in reference to trolls and suchlike so that's what I was emphasizing.
I have no idea what you just said???
My god... and an internet imageboard managed to do all that?!
You guys are pretty sheltered here aren't you?
I'm really surprised you've been on the internet this long and NOT heard of them.
We've got people who are on 4-chan who drop in on occasion, we've got people who've never heard of them, and then there's the rest of us in between. Similarly, we've got people from every continent and a handful of islands posting around, as well. We like our diversity, we do.
And, like I said, that's just the highlights.
Why would anyone want to deliberately write something that bad?
And why do I think that a genuine HaruhixHalo crossover might actually be fun to read?
Look for example at Shadow Crystal Mage's fanfictions. Card Captor Harry, while you can think it's completely wrong as a crossover, is one of the funniest thing I've ever read. And his (or her? Didn't manage to find any indication about gender.) crackfics are the best. "Takamachi Nanoha of 2814" is EPIC.
...and I cannot imagine liking any story that tried to cross it with the Halo universe. I mean, maybe if the Halo people wound up being conjured by Haruhi and were effectively a subplot of an episode... but it definitely would have to play second fiddle.
Alright, so I proved myself wrong in the same paragraph that I made my initial statement.
But a friend of mine does, and I know enough about it to say it's good. That's the reason why one of my Agents instead of saying "for God's sake" says "for Haruhi's sake" (I quite don't like involving religion in what I write)
If i finally get around to finding and reading them, that is.
*Puts idea onto the "To-Write" list.*
""frends wiv teddy the bear(LOL!)""
Ya think? (No kidding!)
That's... That's... Yeah. I'll never get used to trollfic.
Does it help that this "teddy the bear" shares the first part of it's name with the first part of your user name?
And it ends with the main character and narrator ending it all to go to the bathroom. IMHO it surely deserves an article on our wiki.