Subject: Salutations!
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Posted on: 2011-03-15 06:31:00 UTC
Salutations! I'm new here (I've only been reading for about two hours...), but I think what I've read so far is some of the funniest writing I've read this year. So... yeah. This is epic and awesome. Of course, you already knew that, but still...
We're glad to have you with us. Have a star for sailing tall ships by (though it may also be good for other uses).
Have a chainmail bracelet!
I've always wanted one of those!
*violates physics by elastic-band-flicking said chainmail bracelet across room*
Oh, right, forgot about those. XD
I like Harry Potter, Terry Pratchett, LoTR (but I don't have an encyclopedic knowledge of that, as I think many people here do!)
Always good to meet a new person! Take this Frodo Baggins pencil topper, and have a ball!
Greetings and Salutations, O new one. Have a pet cat, a tinfoil hat, a green gnat and a large pat. (On the back, that is. Not a cowpat. That'd be mean.)
Well met, rookie! Please enjoy this stylish hooded black coat with silver chain accessories as a welcoming gift.
*pokes* Is it a squishy person, preciousss?
Ahem.
Welcome to the Board! Lovely to have you here. Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object; handy for distracting people and staring at!
What fandoms are you into? :)
Here you have and old Nintendo 8 bit cartridge of Pacman. Hope you enjoy it!
Welcome, new friend! Have an Arcane Compendium+.
Welcome to the boards! Here, have some snacks and water!
A question, though: What series (Shows, books, comics, and video games) do you like? Because I could've sworn that I've seen your username somewhere before...
That's where I heard that name from!
Hi! Have some fudge!
Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocoate, and enjoy your stay!
Out of curiousity, what fandoms do you follow?
Have this piece of paper and a biro!
Don't feed it Sues or Stus.
Fair winds!
Now you can throw BBQ parties!
Welcome to the party. Have an expired mobile phone battery. It needs charging, but it may come in handy one day.
The Original Series, mostly, but I've also been reading Wiki articles about minisues and so on.
Just out of curiosity, has anyone tried making a PPC comic? It seems to me like it could be an interesting way to take ov-
Ahem.
Expand. I meant to say expand. >_
Our esteemed longtime user Huinesoron made a PPC comic using Lego technology! You can start reading it here:
http://genericsurface.livejournal.com/754.html
Cool. I'm just wondering because I make (bad, but still passable) comics. Here's an abandoned comic as an example:
http://enwi.thecomicseries.com/comics/first/
(I'm afraid I don't know how to integrate hyperlinks)
Now, if I had a writer who actually knew something about making PPC stories, and I illustrated, I think that would be lots of fun.
Huinesoron made a webcomic with Lego, although it hasn't been updated since June '09. There might be others, but I don't know of any.
[welcome spiel]
Have a Paranoiac's Friend (tm) Mark VII camera! It runs for over three weeks without recharging and has a complicated shut-off sequence so people can't turn it off*! Now with thumbtack attachment for bugging places, people, and other nouns! Paranoiac's Friend: for the paranoiac in all of us!
(*Including, probably, you. Good luck with that.)
[/welcome spiel]
Also:
{a href=http://genericsurface.livejournal.com}Generic Surface{/a}
if you replace the { and } with , respectively, it becomes
Generic Surface
Soooooooo...
*awkward silence*
Thanks for telling me how to hyperlink!
Have a box of assorted pixels.
So, what have you been reading these two hours? The Original Series? One of the spin-offs? A combination of both?
Inquiring minds want to know.
-Phobos