Subject: Urgh.
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Posted on: 2011-03-16 02:12:00 UTC

I read the entire series two summers ago, just as it was starting to get absurdly popular.

So yeah. I know a lot about it, sadly enough. I'll be glad to be of help, though.

Most of the points have been covered, but I'll recap;
~Sparkling in sunlight instead of burning. (It really doesn't get much worse than this.)
~Drinking animal blood as a substitute to human blood.
~Ridiculously fast, strong, and powerful.
~Practically indestructible, short of decapitation and burning.
~No sleep at all, period, the end.
~Perfect, strait white teeth. No, I'm not joking.
~Described as the most beautiful things to walk the earth. (Gag.) Seriously, dear Eddikins is called 'beautiful' or 'handsome' or 'a Greek god' every other sentence.
~'Vegetarian' Vampires (AKA the wusses who drink animal blood) have golden eyes when they're not thirsty and black eyes when they need more blood. The vampires that drink human blood have red eyes.



...yeah. It's bad. Really, really, REALLY bad.

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