Welcome! Have a few NM&NMs.

Hello... by Adamantine on 2011-03-04 05:46:00 UTC Reply

...my name is Inigo Mont... no wait, that was that other guy.

Really, though, I'm Adamantine. I've been hanging around the IRC for the last week or so and figured that I should introduce myself here. So... Hi, I guess.

Re: Hello... by Gamma on 2011-03-04 23:21:00 UTC Reply

Ahahaha, I love that movie!
Welcome to the board, have a pair of scissors that can't cut paper! Might be able to cut other stuff, though...
Hi there! by RezMontrose on 2011-03-04 20:14:00 UTC Reply

Welcome a-Board! Here, have a whisk, it's pretty good for exorcisms. :D

how does that work? (nm) by Adamantine on 2011-03-04 20:42:00 UTC Reply

It's pretty easy. by RezMontrose on 2011-03-05 16:05:00 UTC Reply

If you happen across a Sue-spirit, or a Demon of Bad Slash or somesuch, hit it with the whisk. They usually vanish when you do that.

Aha by Adamantine on 2011-03-05 19:56:00 UTC Reply

And it doubles as a handy food-making implement... At least until the first time it's used on a sue-spirit. I shudder to think what kind of glitter residue those things must leave.

Hello, Inigo Montadamantine! by Songbird-O on 2011-03-04 18:46:00 UTC Reply

Great to see you around here! Have a sheet of candy dots!
Good to have you a-Board! by doctorlit on 2011-03-04 16:23:00 UTC Reply

Welcome, new friend! Have an Orichalcum and a Mithril!
Hello! by Aster Corbett on 2011-03-04 13:54:00 UTC Reply

I've seen you around the IRC, so welcome to the Board!

It can be quiet here... but not if people shake it up every now and then!

But have a hat knit from the spun pelts of Cute Animal Friends! Sure to keep you warm in the cold soul-crunching darkness of badfic!
Welcome! by Teddy Leach on 2011-03-04 13:32:00 UTC Reply

Hello there, slightly newer-than-me-person! Have this radiator-bleeding-key!
Re: Hello... by Meta on 2011-03-04 13:23:00 UTC Reply

Welcome. All me to pass on a magically purple otter from a mystic lamp.
Re: Hello... by Antigone68104 on 2011-03-04 12:37:00 UTC Reply

Hi! Have some fudge!
Hi there! by OpinionedAngel on 2011-03-04 12:33:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, and pleae enjoy your stay!
Welcome, here's a tall ship. by Khajidu on 2011-03-04 11:09:00 UTC Reply

Fair winds!

Now you can throw BBQ parties!

I must go down to the seas again... by Adamantine on 2011-03-06 05:06:00 UTC Reply

I don't suppose she comes with a star to steer her by?

Have a Cheetah! by WikiMaster on 2011-03-04 09:20:00 UTC Reply

Don't feed it Sues or Stus.
Welcome! Have a few NM&NMs. by Jacer on 2011-03-04 08:46:00 UTC Reply

I collected a bunch from a different newbie post, so I shall now throw them at people a few at a time.

Use them well. Chocolate + Bleeprin = double helpfulness.

:D
Hello! by Silikat on 2011-03-04 07:31:00 UTC Reply

Hi, new and delicious friend, and welcome to the PPC! Have a pet cat, a tinfoil hat, a tiny little spat and a tasty ret.

Ugh... by Silikat on 2011-03-04 07:32:00 UTC Reply

And by 'ret' I of course mean 'rat;. This is why you proofread things before posting them.

Hi! by The 9th Blue Mage on 2011-03-04 06:59:00 UTC Reply

Have some snacks, water, and a blanket! Just to get yourself settled, you know.
Welcome! by EvilPin on 2011-03-04 06:58:00 UTC Reply

Have a Pan Galactic Gargle Bleeprin Blaster! Don't make my mistake and try to down it in one gulp.
Welcome and have an Adamantine Sword. by DigitalSocrates on 2011-03-04 06:23:00 UTC Reply

It's only particularly special if you use it in a Dungeons and Dragons world though. Otherwise it's just a regular sword with your name on it.