Subject: Hello!
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Posted on: 2011-03-04 00:36:00 UTC
Here, have some snacks and water in case you get lost!
Since you're eagered to get permission, have you thought about which series' badfics or which types of badfics that you want to target?
Hello, dear Boarders!
I'd like to become one of you, and hopefully eventually get Permission for a spin-off, or as many spin-offs as I can handle before inevitably going wonderfully crazy. I'm a pretty avid blogger and sporker (although my sporkings are called Dramatic Commentaries over at my blog. For the drama, you understand). You can find a nice page of them here: http://manwithstuff.blogspot.com/p/dramatic-commentaries.html
I hope to get to know you all better soon!
Teddy
Welcome to the party, have a priceless emerald that I happen to have found down the back of the sofa last night. I promise it's not a trap to lure in the Batman or anything like that.
Why, thank you! *Carefully places it in the corner and looks at it suspiciously, while wearing a maniacal grin.*
Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!
Thank you very much!
Well met, rookie! Please enjoy this whatchamahoozit as a welcoming gift.
*Pokes it* Hmm, I've never seen one of these before. Thanks!
Here, have some snacks and water in case you get lost!
Since you're eagered to get permission, have you thought about which series' badfics or which types of badfics that you want to target?
Thank you for your gifts! I've been mainly thinking about Suefics, from most well-known series.
I took a quick look at a few of your DC's, and they're pretty awesome! Quite like....um, I forgot what it was called, but it was an old show where they'd put on bad movies and make snarky comments through the whole thing.
Anyway, welcome newer-than-me person! Have a carnivorous skateboard, just be sure not to run over people's feet by accident.
Movie Science Theatre, I believe. Thank you, and thank you for your kind gift!
It HAS been a few years.
I showed you an episode once, remember...? You didn't like it much?
Take this! *gives a pip-boy 3000*
Thank you very much! I've always wondered how these work... *Starts pressing random buttons.* It doesn't work as well as a Pip-Boy 2000, but it's still awesome! Thankee!
Welcome, new friend! Have a plush mosquito!
Thanks for the welcome, and thanks for your lovely gift!
Your Dramatic Commentary of My Immortal is amusing me so far.
Have.. er.. *searches pockets* ..er.. I had it somewhere... *looks in jacket pockets* Sorry, no go. Have a bit of lint. *tosses*
Well, at least I can add that lint to my collection! I'm glad you're enjoying the DC thus far. I've gotten much better at that sporking lark since I started on My Immortal though.
Good to kno-
What.
What what what you did "The Tempation of Edward Cullen." You, sir, are amazing for getting through that.
Thank you, dearheart! Tempation certainly wasn't easy. In fact, I'd say the only things that have been more difficult are the times I've done four chapters of My Immortal in a single sitting, and every chapter of Twila past chapter 2.
Welcome a-Board! Here, have a whisk, it's good for exorcisms. :D
*now, runs off to look at this blog*
I'll make sure to keep it handy. You may want to be aware that the odd piece of original fiction occasionally escapes my mind, despite my best efforts to keep it there. If you encounter any, feel free to give me some criticism!
Although currently, I'm trapped in the wonder (or possibly the horror) of the DC of My Immortal. *stares in awe* You are a brave man indeed.
I'm always amused that My Immortal is where people first go. Although I agree that it's quite horrific. Mm, I must be brave. Or quite possibly mental. Though if you know of any badfic that I can spork, that's not one of the Legendaries (because they're all on the cards at some point), don't hesitate to let me know!
Fair winds!
Now you can throw BBQ parties!
Thank you for your kind gift! I'll certainly be sure to invite you when I throw a BBQ party!
Hello, new and delicious friend! Have a pet rat, a tinfoil hat, and a overlarge gnat.
Thank you for your kind gifts! I'll have a decent number of pets soon, I'll have to think of places to keep them!
Hi! Have some fudge!
Ah, I do love a bit of fudge! It's almost as if you already know me.
Don't feed it Sues or Stus.
Thank you, it's just what I always wanted! What am I supposed to feed it? All those dead Sues and Stus have to go somewhere.
That is amazingly fun to say!