Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate and please enjoy your stay!

BTW: Just out of curiousity, what fandoms are you into?

I bestow upon you the nickname of Fisher. Why? Because I think Ensign Fisher has a nice ring to it. No more arguments.

Want some choc'lit?

Have the complete leather bound mission logs of Jay and Acacia, as well as a few extras thrown in. Good reading.

Fair winds!

Now you can throw BBQ parties!

Have a pet cat, a tinfoil hat and a small rat.

Don't feed it Sues or Stus.

Welcome to ze Board. Ve haff vays of making you spork.

And you can have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object! Very handy for dealing with Sues and annoying people, and entertaining yourself! (At least if you're easily distracted by shinies.)

What fandoms are you into?

Don't worry, I know exactly how you feel! I only joined... 22 days ago, after all. Which gives me 7 days before I ask.
Anyway...
Welcome? (fails at this kind of thing)

Here's a bar of Bleepolate. May it serve you well in your dealings with badfic.

*grins, waves* Have a Sue humerus.

Welcome! Here, have a whisk, it's good for exorcisms. :D

Welcome, new friend! Have a red Star Fleet uniform. I...I wouldn't actually wear it, per se, but it makes a lovely decoration!

Have some clothes to keep you warm and water! Just be careful around here, because mary sues are no laughing matter if they decide to mess with you.

Please enjoy this Lapsus Linguae. Throw it at anyone you want and they'll tell you the true Word. Works better with words that sound alike.

Hi! Have some fudge!

My offering is Lapsus Lazuli. Not only is this blue gem beautiful to eye, just like regular lapis lazuli, but it might also remind you to check your spelling and grammar. Or not...

And... if you want, you can have some biscuits as well!

Hello! Have a seventeen foot long, multicolored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.

Please use them IRresponsibly!

Now a Disclaimer: You do not have to read these things (except the Board Constitution). You do not have to write to be a part of the PPC. Some active and respected PPCer's have never been to the wiki, and quite a few very active and respected PPCer's have not and never plan to write missions. That said, many people have found these things to be useful and/or to answer a lot of the questions that often come up.

* The Original PPC Series, which we assume you've already read.
* The List of Killed Badfic, which will direct you to a large number of non-Original Series PPC Missions.

The Board:
* The Board Constitution
* The FAQ: For the Board

The Wiki:
* We have our very own PPC Wiki
* The very-important-to-read-before-requesting-Permission Permission article
* Our Guide To The PPC
* The Mission Writing Guide
* The Slash-Sporking Guide
* The FAQ: For Newbies
When you are ready to edit the wiki, make sure to read Neshomeh's excellent editing tutorial

And finally, but very usefully,
* The List of Everything PPC

Here's some chocolate, Bavarian.