Good lord, "Subjugation."

A sort-of-return, and a mission! by RezMontrose on 2011-02-17 05:48:00 UTC Reply

So, I see a couple names around that I remember, but most of you are new. Which, to be fair, isn't surprising, considering it's been... what, four years? Five? Yikes. *waves sheepishly at everybody*

Anyway!

See, what had happened was, a friend of mine ran across this terrible Farscape fic. Scorpius Sue, pretty obvious self-insert, weird porn, massive OOC, awful phrasing, the whole gamut. And then he convinced me to bring my Agents out of retirement to kill it dead.

So here we go! "Sweet Abomination" by Morgan Scorpion, part One of Two. Agents Rez and Flip of the Department of Floaters do Farscape. (WARNING: Rated R. Not safe for work. Or for sanity.)

At my LJ, here: http://iambic5.livejournal.com/193343.html

Welcome by Miah on 2011-02-21 16:32:00 UTC Reply

Hello! In honor of your having brought us a gift with your re-introduction, I will expand upon my normal gift selection.

Here is a seventeen foot long, multicolored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies. Also, a small purse of 1890's era British coins, a badfic copy of A Study In Scarlet, and a Zat'nik'tel.

Please use them IRresponsibly!

I've never seen Farscape, but I loved your agents. I had never gotten to your spin-off before, but it is definitely next up now.

Ooh. by RezMontrose on 2011-02-23 21:33:00 UTC Reply

*dons scarf and munches on jelly babies* Fourth Doctor impersonation is a go! 8D Thank you!

And thank you for the compliment! ^_^ I hope you enjoy the rest of the missions too.

Hi there! by DZ1994 on 2011-02-19 00:06:00 UTC Reply

It's dangerous to go alone, take this!
*gives a sword*

Sword! by RezMontrose on 2011-02-20 21:13:00 UTC Reply

Ee, yay! *swishes it around* Ooh, this is going to be fun. >:D

Egads, a Rez! by Elcalion on 2011-02-18 13:10:00 UTC Reply

Wow, it's been a while! Hope all has been going well with you, and good to see you back around the Board.

I shall have to read the mission later, but for now I need to go to bed, since I have to pack in the morning cause I'm moving interstate.

Elcalion, joyous

Hi! :D by RezMontrose on 2011-02-20 21:12:00 UTC Reply

Yep, things have been crazy, but pretty good.

Good luck with the move! *waves a flag at you*

Have a Cheetah! by WikiMaster on 2011-02-18 09:17:00 UTC Reply

Don't feed it Sues or Stus.

Duly noted. by RezMontrose on 2011-02-20 21:10:00 UTC Reply

Thanks! :D *snuggles the cheetah* I shall name it Warp and we shall have adventures!

Have a welcome-back plover! (nm) by Tawaki on 2011-02-18 05:01:00 UTC Reply

Thank you! :D (nm) by RezMontrose on 2011-02-20 21:16:00 UTC Reply

Awesome mission! by doctorlit on 2011-02-18 00:12:00 UTC Reply

It's fun seeing the agents have to improvise in the absence of their usual equipment. It's just a shame the fic is so awful in so many ways...

Thank you! by RezMontrose on 2011-02-20 21:02:00 UTC Reply

Yeah, I had kind of too much fun thinking up ways to torment the agents. Y'know, as you do. ^_^;

REZ! *glomp* by Neshomeh on 2011-02-17 17:37:00 UTC Reply

Good to see you. ^_^

And you brought ... um ... you brought Farscape badfic. I have mixed feelings about that. After that fic Artemis and I were going to spork (until it got lost), I had hoped that that was the worst of it. It's always Scorpius, though, isn't it? That can't be a coincidence.

At least it comes good and sporked, though. That's something! I shall get back to you when I've read it.

In the meantime, though, I have a question. Was your team one of the ones that was supposed to be on the mission to "Subjugation"? 'Cause Tungsten and I are plotting revenge on that monster. Three and a half agent pairs never came back after being assigned to it. o.o

~Neshomeh

Good lord, "Subjugation." by RezMontrose on 2011-02-17 19:15:00 UTC Reply

Yeah, I was on that mission. Is it happening after all? Because I will totally get back in on the revenge. That thing traumatized me.

I... can see why Scorpius is grade-A Sue-bait, honestly. With the Tortured Past and the FoeYay and the literal leather pants and the being-surprisingly-kinky and yeah. I admit, I pretty much get it. >_> Doesn't excuse this fic, though. I hate this fic so much.

Also, hi! XD *glomps back*

Having read mission part 1... by Neshomeh on 2011-02-17 22:45:00 UTC Reply

I think I'm in love with you right now. The setup is fantastic--out of the ordinary, yet totally plausible given the nature of the 'verse in question, and also Farscape just makes me squee in general. IC!Scorpius at the beginning kicks eema. I love the difficulties the agents are facing, being cut off from HQ's resources. I can't wait for the rest. ^^

Honestly, yeah, being a big Scorpi fan, I kinda get it. But ugh. And ew. And WHY?

As for "Subjugation," yes, it is happening, hopefully sometime this year. WM and I are doing a co-write to get her agents back in the saddle, and then it's on. The story of what happened back then, as far as I remember and/or retconned into making sense, may be found on the Subjugation article on our wiki.

... Did you know we have a wiki now? We do. ^_^ I shall update it with these developments, unless you'd rather.

~Neshomeh

Eeee! by RezMontrose on 2011-02-17 23:41:00 UTC Reply

*flails around* Thank you! Ooh, I'm glad the ridiculous circumstances work and aren't just, y'know, ridiculous. If that makes sense. I'm kind of happyflaily and incoherent. Yay! :D

Oooh, a wiki. *promptly gets lost in* XD Seriously though, that's awesome. I'm totally gonna retcon some stuff to go in the Subjugation article. Exciting!

Yay! by Neshomeh on 2011-02-18 17:07:00 UTC Reply

I'll keep you informed about when we're ready to get started, then. (Hopefully this summer, but I'm getting married in August, so that will interrupt juuust a bit.) Is there an e-mail that would be better to use?

Maybe we can get Kiwi on board, too, and have the whole set. It would be epic. Tungsten was talking about movie posters with explosions in the background. ^_^

~Neshomeh

huh, I replied, but the Board ate it. by RezMontrose on 2011-02-20 21:16:00 UTC Reply

Re: email, you can get me at rinwins at gmail dot com.

Also, I am full of excitement!

Also also, eeee, congratulations! :D *tosses confetti*

Re: A sort-of-return, and a mission! by Antigone68104 on 2011-02-17 17:08:00 UTC Reply

Hi Rez! Have some fudge!

Om nom fudge nom. by RezMontrose on 2011-02-17 19:17:00 UTC Reply

*noms*

Thank you, and also hi! :D

Welcome back, here's a tall ship! by Khajidu on 2011-02-17 14:27:00 UTC Reply

Fair winds!

Now you can throw BBQ parties!

Ee, a ship! by RezMontrose on 2011-02-17 19:16:00 UTC Reply

Thank you! :D And hi!