Subject: Introductions
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Posted on: 2011-02-16 23:30:00 UTC
Hi, everyone! I'm new here, and I think the PPC is real neat. I'm mostly planning on lurking for now, as I'm not sure I have the writing skills needed to join the PPC as of now. Thanks in advance for all the (virtual) gifts.
Krzysztof Drewniak
It's an omnitool, kinda like a holographic iPad you wear on your wrist. Really handy.
Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!
Hi! Have some fudge!
Your tall ship and BBQ equipment are right here! Fair winds and happy parties!
Don't feed it Sueish Honey.
Have a pet cat, a yellow rat and a maroon hat.
Welcome, new friend! Help yourself to a venomous arthropod from the sack. Don't worry, they don't bite!
Delicious. *offers to share with the Board at large*
Related, nice to meet you. Would you like some extra vowels? :P Alternately, can you tell me how to pronounce your name?
... but if that doesn't help you any, I generally get the general population (I live in the US) to pronounce it "Kristof"
I have Polish family, so it helps a bit, but I haven't exactly studied the language.
Bwahahahaha! I guessed right! *shakes fists in hapiness*
I didn't welcome you back there, so now I do! Enjoy your stay, tell me how to say your name and have this wonderful Cucumber Eau de Toilette. You don't want to know what it's made from.
I think I already gave you a bumper sticker below, so that's about it.
Oh, except this: First poke! *pokes*
~Neshomeh
If you do decide that you want to write for the PPPC, have you thought about what series' badfic that you're targeting?