Welcome! Have some chocolate, won't you?

Fair winds!

Now you can throw BBQ parties!

Have a pet cat, a Ridiculous Hat and a little spat.

Here you have two thumbs up. Yes, just the thumbs

Since you've been hanging around so long, I figure you already know the usual stuff we tell new people to look at and whatnot, so I think we can skip that.

Here, have a bumper sticker! *sticks you with a sticker that reads "Love me, love my mini."*

~Neshomeh

Don't feed it Sues or Stus.

Have some fudge!

Hello EvilPin. I trust you are not here to poke us, as most evil pins are wont to do?

Welcome, new friend! Have a Good Thumbtack.

Welcome to the PPC. Hope that you have a good time over here!

Now is that a sine wave, or...

(Pardon, I know the joke's overdone, but sometimes I can't help myself.)

Nice to meet you, EvilPin. As long as you're not related to the pins that stab me every time I start a sewing project, I think we'll get along fine. :)

I'd encourage you to stick around, if time/etc. permit, instead of going back to lurking. I lurked, once. ...well, all right, I still do to an extent, but am re-learning not to, because this community really is, on the whole, a lovely one. And only some people bite.

(I should probably be giving the Links but I don't remember which ones are the most important, so I'll leave it to someone else who actually knows what they're about.)

Anyway! My gift to you: brain-sized, flame-retardant leash-and-harness set. For those times when you really don't want your mind to wander.

Hope you enjoy your time here.