Subject: Flappy burfday!
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Posted on: 2011-02-13 07:02:00 UTC
*rummages for Birthday Present*
I hereby present you with a sack of pebbles, your very own customised sling to throw them with, and a basket of delicious and nutritious Bleeprin-berries, hand-picked by yours truly.
Fellow PPCer's, as of now, I am officially 20! *breaks out cake to share with everybody* Join me in the glorious celebration of aging!
Knowledge of tennis is present.
Happy Birthday! *pulls out tray of fudge for the party*
...But have a triple chocolte (chocolate with chocolate icing and chocolate chip) cupcake anyway.
Fair winds!
Now you can throw a BBQ birthday party!
...heppy berfday to you, heppy berfday dear CAD-DYYYYYY...
*the Motley Band breaks out in six-part harmony and ritardandos*
Heeeeep-py beeeeerf-daaaaay toooooooooo yooooooooou....
I have nothing to offer but a plate of steaming pasta, due to my poor-college-student standing, so I'm hoping you like mac-and-cheese-from-a-box.
:D
I actually live off of canned food a lot, so thanks! Yum!
Now I will steal your cake!
You leveled up, and gained +1 wisdom.
Have a good one bro!! One more year till your legal to drink.
Even better! :D
Many happy returns, etc.
Have.. a.. little triangle of foam, I'm not sure where I got it. So here.
As I understand it, 20 is a pretty awesome age to be.
Anyways, what's a party without conical hats with pom-poms on them?
*affixes a conical hat with a pom-pom on it to caddy*
Have a bag of Imperial British coins--circa 1885, a badfic replica of A Study In Scarlet manuscript, and a pineapple with a bow tied to it.
*Noms happily on sliced up pineapple, read A Study in Scarlet* Thanks!
Ah, Voltaire writes tbe best birthday music. In other news, Happy Not-Being-Dead-Yet Day! Have a wind-up flipping mouse that I did not steal from my sister at all, not even a little bit.
So yeah...Yay!
Here's the present: a hugh cake with your Lust Object inside! (we baked it before he/she gets in)
*peeps inside the cake, shakes her head and takes the cake away*
Well, nothing a good medical visit can't fix, though the poor cake will probably taste of evil now.
My present unto you: throwing stars! Careful, you could put someone's eye out.
Now I can pretend I am a Ninja even better!
Have some Primordial Clay.
Cool! It's so neat lookin!
Take the time to revel in that your mother forced you into the world, and that you are one year closer to the year you will die!
... yay!
Oh Aster, you never fail to bring a smile to my face, I think I will go show my mom how happy I am that she did bring me into the world.
Happy Birthday.
*Swings sword about* Ha-ha!
Happy birthday! Have a Pan-galactic Gargle Blaster!
Woo! That is a powerful drink!
Have this F-22 from my next mission.
If you do not know how to fly fighter planes, you can still exchange it with one of my folding cars. Careful, one of the ones I gave to newbies unfolded itself randomly.
Have a Random Item of Rassilon! I don't know what it is, but I swear I heard it growling...
I would open it now, but I don't have any protective gear on me.....well, I do have the Plushie Companion Cube......Hmmmmm.
Have your very own Plushie Companion Cube and Plushie Talking Portal Turret Gun. Neither will try to kill you.
Happy Birthday!
*cuddles plushies* Thanks! These are perfect decorations for my bed!
*rummages for Birthday Present*
I hereby present you with a sack of pebbles, your very own customised sling to throw them with, and a basket of delicious and nutritious Bleeprin-berries, hand-picked by yours truly.
Mmmmm! Bleeprin berries taste good, but what we're we talking about again? >.>
What flavor is the cake?
But anyway, hope that you have a very fun time during your birthday! After all, why waste it?
Yep, it's a special cake that is what ever flavor you want it to be! Cool huh? ^_^
Have a Mysterious Item of Mystery! ... I have no idea what it is. It's that mysterious. o.o;
~Neshomeh