Subject: We must now examine you as scientifically as we can...
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Posted on: 2011-01-31 12:46:00 UTC

*pokes with stick*

Notes: No discernable reaction

Alright, you're clean.

Welcome to the Board, my newfound friend. I'm fairly sure you'll like it here, and absolutely positive that I'll like having you here...heh heh heh...

The oldbies say I have to stop being the first one to say hello to newbies because I scare them, but honestly, do I scare you? Answer honestly, now. DO I SCARE YOU? HUH? DO I?

Anyway...

There is some stuff here that you must read, but I personally am FAR too lazy to post it all here. Instead, have a scarf. I handknitted out of yak wool, so it is therefore made warmly but badly. It is electric blue, but don't worry, I didn't use any dye. Just in case...you're allergic...or something...

I'm going to shut up now, before this gets really awkward. Ciao!

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